Alcohol

Read and Laugh, Nice few points send by a friend,

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
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> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
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> 2. It reduces stress.
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> 3. It leads to more honest communications.
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> 4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
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> 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
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> 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
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> 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
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> 8. It encourages carpooling.
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> 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
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> 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
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> 11. It makes fellow employees look better.
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> 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
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> 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
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> 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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> 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

I think I can add few more point to this list.

16 Domestic violence will also go down as a result.

17 Children at home will be less disturbed as the Alcoholic will stay mostly at work or at AA.

18 Less people will drive home after work, they would rather stay at workplace, because the company should have a policy " loose your job if you drive with alcohol but drink as much as you like at workplace". :-)

I am a teetotaler myself, but this appears to be a good idea.:-)))))

Sianala, Montreal, Nov 2007