Feb 1, 2021

लक्ष्मीनृसिंह करावलम्ब स्तोत्रम्

 श्रीमत्पयोनिधिनिकेतन चक्रपाणे भोगीन्द्रभोगमणिराजित पुण्यमूर्ते |

योगीश शाश्वत शरण्य भवाब्धिपोत लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 1 ‖

ब्रह्मेन्द्र रुद्रम रुदर्क किरीट कोटि सङ्घट्टिताङ्घ्रि कमलामल कान्ति कान्त |

लक्ष्मीलसत्कुच सरोरुह राजहंस लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 2 ‖

संसारदावदहनाकरभीकरोरु-ज्वालावलीभिरतिदग्ध तनूरुहस्य |

त्वत्पाद पद्म सरसीरुह मागतस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 3 ‖

संसार जालपतिततस्य जगन्निवास सर्वेन्द्रियार्थ बडिशाग्र झषोपमस्य |

प्रोत्कम्पित प्रचुरतालुक मस्तकस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 4 ‖

संसार कूमपतिघोरमगाधमूलं सम्प्राप्य दुःख शतसर्प समाकुलस्य |

दीनस्य देव कृपया पदमागतस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 5 ‖

संसार भीकर करीन्द्र कराभिघात निष्पीड्यमानवपुषः सकलार्तिनाश |

प्राण प्रयाण भवभीति समाकुलस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 6 ‖

संसार सर्पविषदिग्धमहोग्रतीव्र दंष्ट्राग्रकोटिपरिदष्टविनष्टमूर्तेः |

नागारिवाहन सुधाब्धिनिवास शौरे लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 7 ‖

संसारवृक्षबीजमनन्तकर्म-शाखायुतं करणपत्रमनङ्गपुष्पम् |

आरुह्य दुःखफलितः चकितः दयालो लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 8 ‖

संसारसागरविशालकरालकाल नक्रग्रहग्रसितनिग्रहविग्रहस्य |

व्यग्रस्य रागनिचयोर्मिनि पीडितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 9 ‖

संसार सागरनिमज्जनमुह्यमानं दीनं विलोकय विभो करुणानिधे माम् |

प्रह्लादखेदपरिहारपरावतार लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 10 ‖

संसारघोरगहने चरतो मुरारे मारोग्रभीकरमृगप्रचुरार्दितस्य |

आर्तस्य मत्सरनिदाघसुदुःखितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 11 ‖

बद्ध्वा गले यमभटा बहु तर्जयन्त कर्षन्ति यत्र भवपाशशतैर्युतं माम् |

एकाकिनं परवशं चकितं दयालो लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 12 ‖

लक्ष्मीपते कमलनाभ सुरेश विष्णो यज्ञेश यज्ञ मधुसूदन विश्वरूप |

ब्रह्मण्य केशव जनार्दन वासुदेव लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 13 ‖

एकेन चक्रमपरेण करेण शङ्ख-मन्येन सिन्धुतनयामवलम्ब्य तिष्ठन् |

वामेतरेण वरदाभयपद्मचिह्नं लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 14 ‖

अन्धस्य मे हृतविवेकमहाधनस्य चोरैर्महाबलिभिरिन्द्रियनामधेयैः |

मोहान्धकारकुहरे विनिपातितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 15 ‖

प्रह्लादनारदपराशरपुण्डरीक-व्यासादि भागवत पुङ्गवहृन्निवास |

भक्तानुरक्त परिपालन पारिजात लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 16 ‖

लक्ष्मीनृसिंहचरणाब्जमधुव्रतेन स्तोत्रं कृतं शुभकरं भुवि शङ्करेण |

ये तत्पठन्ति मनुजा हरिभक्तियुक्ता-स्ते यान्ति तत्पदसरोजमखण्ड रूपम् ‖ 17 ‖

Jan 26, 2021

श्री सूर्याष्टकं


आदिदेव नमस्तुभ्यं प्रसीद मभास्कर

दिवाकर नमस्तुभ्यं प्रभाकर नमोस्तुते

सप्ताश्व रध मारूढं प्रचण्डं कश्यपात्मजं
श्वेत पद्मधरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

लोहितं रधमारूढं सर्व लोक पितामहं
महापाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

त्रैगुण्यं च महाशूरं ब्रह्म विष्णु महेश्वरं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

बृंहितं तेजसां पुञ्जं वायु माकाश मेवच
प्रभुञ्च सर्व लोकानां तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

बन्धूक पुष्प सङ्काशं हार कुण्डल भूषितं
एक चक्रधरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

विश्वेशं विश्व कर्तारं महा तेजः प्रदीपनं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

तं सूर्यं जगतां नाधं ज्नान विज्नान मोक्षदं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

सूर्याष्टकं पठेन्नित्यं ग्रहपीडा प्रणाशनं
अपुत्रो लभते पुत्रं दरिद्रो धनवान् भवेत्

आमिषं मधुपानं च यः करोति रवेर्धिने
सप्त जन्म भवेद्रोगी जन्म कर्म दरिद्रता

स्त्री तैल मधु मांसानि हस्त्यजेत्तु रवेर्धिने
न व्याधि शोक दारिद्र्यं सूर्य लोकं स गच्छति

इति श्री शिवप्रोक्तं श्री सूर्याष्टकं 

श्री कीलक स्तोत्र

 

अस्य श्री कीलक स्तोत्र महा मन्त्रस्य | शिव ऋषिः | 

अनुष्टुप् छन्दः | महासरस्वती देवता | 

मन्त्रोदित देव्यो बीजं | नवार्णो मन्त्रशक्ति|

श्री सप्त शती मन्त्र स्तत्वं स्री जगदम्बा प्रीत्यर्थे सप्तशती पाठाङ्गत्वएन जपे विनियोगः |


ॐ नमश्चण्डिकायै
मार्कण्डेय उवाच

ॐ विशुद्ध ज्ञानदेहाय त्रिवेदी दिव्यचक्षुषे |
श्रेयः प्राप्ति निमित्ताय नमः सोमार्थ धारिणे ‖1‖

सर्वमेत द्विजानीयान्मन्त्राणापि कीलकं |
सोऽपि क्षेममवाप्नोति सततं जाप्य तत्परः ‖2‖

सिद्ध्यन्तुच्चाटनादीनि कर्माणि सकलान्यपि |
एतेन स्तुवतां देवीं स्तोत्रवृन्देन भक्तितः ‖3‖

न मन्त्रो नौषधं तस्य न किञ्चि दपि विध्यते |
विना जाप्यम् न सिद्ध्येत्तु सर्व मुच्चाटनादिकम् ‖4‖

समग्राण्यपि सेत्स्यन्ति लोकशज्ञ्का मिमां हरः |
कृत्वा निमन्त्रयामास सर्व मेव मिदं शुभम् ‖5‖

स्तोत्रंवै चण्डिकायास्तु तच्च गुह्यं चकार सः |
समाप्नोति सपुण्येन तां यथावन्निमन्त्रणां ‖6‖

सोपिऽक्षेम मवाप्नोति सर्व मेव न संशयः |
कृष्णायां वा चतुर्दश्यां अष्टम्यां वा समाहितः‖6‖

ददाति प्रतिगृह्णाति नान्य थैषा प्रसीदति |
इत्थं रूपेण कीलेन महादेवेन कीलितम्| ‖8‖


यो निष्कीलां विधायैनां चण्डीं जपति नित्य शः |
स सिद्धः स गणः सोऽथ गन्धर्वो जायते ध्रुवम् ‖9‖

न चैवा पाटवं तस्य भयं क्वापि न जायते |
नाप मृत्यु वशं याति मृतेच मोक्षमाप्नुयात्‖10‖

ज्ञात्वाप्रारभ्य कुर्वीत ह्यकुर्वाणो विनश्यति |
ततो ज्ञात्वैव सम्पूर्नं इदं प्रारभ्यते बुधैः ‖11‖

सौभाग्यादिच यत्किञ्चिद् दृश्यते ललनाजने |
तत्सर्वं तत्प्रसादेन तेन जप्यमिदं शुभं ‖12‖

शनैस्तु जप्यमानेऽस्मिन् स्तोत्रे सम्पत्तिरुच्चकैः|
भवत्येव समग्रापि ततः प्रारभ्यमेवतत् ‖13‖

ऐश्वर्यं तत्प्रसादेन सौभाग्यारोग्यमेवचः |
शत्रुहानिः परो मोक्षः स्तूयते सान किं जनै ‖14‖

चण्दिकां हृदयेनापि यः स्मरेत् सततं नरः |
हृद्यं काममवाप्नोति हृदि देवी सदा वसेत् ‖15‖

अग्रतोऽमुं महादेव कृतं कीलकवारणम् |
निष्कीलञ्च तथा कृत्वा पठितव्यं समाहितैः ‖16‖

‖ इति श्री भगवती कीलक स्तोत्रं ‖

Jan 25, 2021

अर्गला स्तोत्रम्

 

अस्यश्री अर्गला स्तोत्र मन्त्रस्य विष्णुः ऋषिः| अनुष्टुप्छन्दः| श्री महालक्षीर्देवता| मन्त्रोदिता देव्योबीजं|
नवार्णो मन्त्र शक्तिः| श्री सप्तशती मन्त्रस्तत्वं श्री जगदन्दा प्रीत्यर्थे सप्तशती पठां गत्वेन जपे विनियोगः‖

ध्यानं

ॐ बन्धूक कुसुमाभासां पञ्चमुण्डाधिवासिनीं|
स्फुरच्चन्द्रकलारत्न मुकुटां मुण्डमालिनीं‖
त्रिनेत्रां रक्त वसनां पीनोन्नत घ्टस्तनीं|
पुस्तकं चाक्षमालां च वरं चाभयकं क्रमात्‖
दधतीं संस्मरेन्नित्यमुत्तराम्नायमानितां|

अथवा

या चण्डी मधुकैटभादि दैत्यदलनी या माहिषोन्मूलिनी
या धूम्रेक्षन चण्डमुण्डमथनी या रक्त बीजाशनी|
शक्तिः शुम्भनिशुम्भदैत्यदलनी या सिद्धि दात्री परा
सा देवी नव कोटि मूर्ति सहिता मां पातु विश्वेश्वरी‖

ॐ नमश्चण्डिकायै
मार्कण्डेय उवाच

ॐ जयत्वं देवि चामुण्डे जय भूतापहारिणि|
जय सर्व गते देवि काल रात्रि नमोऽस्तुते‖1‖

मधुकैठभविद्रावि विधात्रु वरदे नमः
ॐ जयन्ती मङ्गला काली भद्रकाली कपालिनी ‖2‖

दुर्गा शिवा क्षमा धात्री स्वाहा स्वधा नमोऽस्तुते
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि ‖3‖

महिषासुर निर्नाशि भक्तानां सुखदे नमः|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖4‖

धूम्रनेत्र वधे देवि धर्म कामार्थ दायिनि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖5‖

रक्त बीज वधे देवि चण्ड मुण्ड विनाशिनि |
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖6‖

निशुम्भशुम्भ निर्नाशि त्रैलोक्य शुभदे नमः
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖7‖

वन्दि ताङ्घियुगे देवि सर्वसौभाग्य दायिनि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖8‖

अचिन्त्य रूप चरिते सर्व शतृ विनाशिनि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖9‖

नतेभ्यः सर्वदा भक्त्या चापर्णे दुरितापहे|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖10‖

स्तुवद्भ्योभक्तिपूर्वं त्वां चण्डिके व्याधि नाशिनि
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖11‖

चण्डिके सततं युद्धे जयन्ती पापनाशिनि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖12‖

देहि सौभाग्यमारोग्यं देहि देवी परं सुखं|
रूपं धेहि जयं देहि यशो धेहि द्विषो जहि‖13‖

विधेहि देवि कल्याणं विधेहि विपुलां श्रियं|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖14‖

विधेहि द्विषतां नाशं विधेहि बलमुच्चकैः|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖15‖

सुरासुरशिरो रत्न निघुष्टचरणेऽम्बिके|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖16‖

विध्यावन्तं यशस्वन्तं लक्ष्मीवन्तञ्च मां कुरु|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖17‖

देवि प्रचण्ड दोर्दण्ड दैत्य दर्प निषूदिनि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖18‖

प्रचण्ड दैत्यदर्पघे चण्डिके प्रणतायमे|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖19‖

चतुर्भुजे चतुर्वक्त्र संस्तुते परमेश्वरि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖20‖

कृष्णेन संस्तुते देवि शश्वद्भक्त्या सदाम्बिके|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖21‖

हिमाचलसुतानाथसंस्तुते परमेश्वरि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖22‖

इन्द्राणी पतिसद्भाव पूजिते परमेश्वरि|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि ‖23‖

देवि भक्तजनोद्दाम दत्तानन्दोदयेऽम्बिके|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि ‖24‖

भार्यां मनोरमां देहि मनोवृत्तानुसारिणीं|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि‖25‖

तारिणीं दुर्ग संसार सागर स्याचलोद्बवे|
रूपं देहि जयं देहि यशो देहि द्विषो जहि ‖26‖

इदंस्तोत्रं पठित्वा तु महास्तोत्रं पठेन्नरः|
सप्तशतीं समाराध्य वरमाप्नोति दुर्लभं ‖27‖

‖ इति श्री अर्गला स्तोत्रं ‖

Please learn Deva Nagari Script just to read it, later one can learn Sanskrit.

श्री चण्डी कवचं

 ॐ नमश्चण्डिकायै


न्यासः

अस्य श्री चण्डी कवचस्य | ब्रह्मा ऋषिः | अनुष्टुप् छन्दः |
चामुण्डा देवता | अङ्गन्यासोक्त मातरो बीजम् | नवावरणो मन्त्रशक्तिः | दिग्बन्ध देवताः तत्वं | श्री जगदम्बा प्रीत्यर्थे सप्तशती पाठाङ्गत्वेन जपे विनियोगः ‖

ॐ नमश्चण्डिकायै

मार्कण्डेय उवाच |

ॐ यद्गुह्यं परमं लोके सर्वरक्षाकरं नृणाम् |
यन्न कस्यचिदाख्यातं तन्मे ब्रूहि पितामह ‖ 1 ‖

ब्रह्मोवाच |

अस्ति गुह्यतमं विप्र सर्वभूतोपकारकम् |
देव्यास्तु कवचं पुण्यं तच्छृणुष्व महामुने ‖ 2 ‖

प्रथमं शैलपुत्री च द्वितीयं ब्रह्मचारिणी |
तृतीयं चन्द्रघ्ण्टेति कूष्माण्डेति चतुर्थकम् ‖ 3 ‖

पञ्चमं स्कन्दमातेति षष्ठं कात्यायनीति च |
सप्तमं कालरात्रीति महागौरीति चाष्टमम् ‖ 4 ‖

नवमं सिद्धिदात्री च नवदुर्गाः प्रकीर्तिताः |
उक्तान्येतानि नामानि ब्रह्मणैव महात्मना ‖ 5 ‖

अग्निना दह्यमानस्तु शत्रुमध्ये गतो रणे |
विषमे दुर्गमे चैव भयार्ताः शरणं गताः ‖ 6 ‖

न तेषां जायते किञ्चिदशुभं रणसङ्कटे |
नापदं तस्य पश्यामि शोकदुःखभयं न हि ‖ 7 ‖

यैस्तु भक्त्या स्मृता नूनं तेषां वृद्धिः प्रजायते |
ये त्वां स्मरन्ति देवेशि रक्षसे तान्नसंशयः ‖ 8 ‖

प्रेतसंस्था तु चामुण्डा वाराही महिषासना |
ऐन्द्री गजसमारूढा वैष्णवी गरुडासना ‖ 9 ‖

माहेश्वरी वृषारूढा कौमारी शिखिवाहना |
लक्ष्मीः पद्मासना देवी पद्महस्ता हरिप्रिया ‖ 10 ‖

श्वेतरूपधरा देवी ईश्वरी वृषवाहना |
ब्राह्मी हंससमारूढा सर्वाभरणभूषिता ‖ 11 ‖

इत्येता मातरः सर्वाः सर्वयोगसमन्विताः |
नानाभरणाशोभाढ्या नानारत्नोपशोभिताः ‖ 12 ‖

दृश्यन्ते रथमारूढा देव्यः क्रोधसमाकुलाः |
शङ्खं चक्रं गदां शक्तिं हलं च मुसलायुधम् ‖ 13 ‖

खेटकं तोमरं चैव परशुं पाशमेव च |
कुन्तायुधं त्रिशूलं च शार्ङ्गमायुधमुत्तमम् ‖ 14 ‖

दैत्यानां देहनाशाय भक्तानामभयाय च |
धारयन्त्यायुधानीत्थं देवानां च हिताय वै ‖ 15 ‖

नमस्तेऽस्तु महारौद्रे महाघ्रपराक्रमे |
महाबले महोत्साहे महाभयविनाशिनि ‖ 16 ‖

त्राहि मां देवि दुष्प्रेक्ष्ये शत्रूणां भयवर्धिनि |
प्राच्यां रक्षतु मामैन्द्री आग्नेय्यामग्निदेवता ‖ 17 ‖

दक्षिणेऽवतु वाराही नैरृत्यां खड्गधारिणी |
प्रतीच्यां वारुणी रक्षेद्वायव्यां मृगवाहिनी ‖ 18 ‖

उदीच्यां पातु कौमारी ऐशान्यां शूलधारिणी |
ऊर्ध्वं ब्रह्माणी मे रक्षेदधस्ताद्वैष्णवी तथा ‖ 19 ‖

एवं दश दिशो रक्षेच्चामुण्डा शववाहना |
जया मे चाग्रतः पातु विजया पातु पृष्ठतः ‖ 20 ‖

अजिता वामपार्श्वे तु दक्षिणे चापराजिता |
शिखामुद्योतिनी रक्षेदुमा मूर्ध्नि व्यवस्थिता ‖ 21 ‖

मालाधरी ललाटे च भ्रुवौ रक्षेद्यशस्विनी |
त्रिनेत्रा च भ्रुवोर्मध्ये यमघण्टा च नासिके ‖ 22 ‖

शङ्खिनी चक्षुषोर्मध्ये श्रोत्रयोर्द्वारवासिनी |
कपोलौ कालिका रक्षेत्कर्णमूले तु शाङ्करी ‖ 23 ‖

नासिकायां सुगन्धा च उत्तरोष्ठे च चर्चिका |
अधरे चामृतकला जिह्वायां च सरस्वती ‖ 24 ‖

दन्तान् रक्षतु कौमारी कण्ठदेशे तु चण्डिका |
घ्ण्टिकां चित्रघ्ण्टा च महामाया च तालुके ‖ 25 ‖

कामाक्षी चिबुकं रक्षेद्वाचं मे सर्वमङ्गला |
ग्रीवायां भद्रकाली च पृष्ठवंशे धनुर्धरी ‖ 26 ‖

नीलग्रीवा बहिः कण्ठे नलिकां नलकूबरी |
स्कन्धयोः खड्गिनी रक्षेद्बाहू मे वज्रधारिणी ‖ 27 ‖

हस्तयोर्दण्डिनी रक्षेदम्बिका चाङ्गुलीषु च |
नखाञ्छूलेश्वरी रक्षेत्कुक्षौ रक्षेत्कुलेश्वरी ‖ 28 ‖

स्तनौ रक्षेन्महादेवी मनःशोकविनाशिनी |
हृदये ललिता देवी उदरे शूलधारिणी ‖ 29 ‖

नाभौ च कामिनी रक्षेद्गुह्यं गुह्येश्वरी तथा |
पूतना कामिका मेढ्रं गुदे महिषवाहिनी ‖ 30 ‖

कट्यां भगवती रक्षेज्जानुनी विन्ध्यवासिनी |
जङ्घ् महाबला रक्षेत्सर्वकामप्रदायिनी ‖ 31 ‖

गुल्फयोर्नारसिंही च पादपृष्ठे तु तैजसी |
पादाङ्गुलीषु श्री रक्षेत्पादाधस्तलवासिनी ‖ 32 ‖

नखान् दंष्ट्रकराली च केशांश्चैवोर्ध्वकेशिनी |
रोमकूपेषु कौबेरी त्वचं वागीश्वरी तथा ‖ 33 ‖

रक्तमज्जावसामांसान्यस्थिमेदांसि पार्वती |
अन्त्राणि कालरात्रिश्च पित्तं च मुकुटेश्वरी ‖ 34 ‖

पद्मावती पद्मकोशे कफे चूडामणिस्तथा |
ज्वालामुखी नखज्वालामभेद्या सर्वसन्धिषु ‖ 35 ‖

शुक्रं ब्रह्माणि! मे रक्षेच्छायां छत्रेश्वरी तथा |
अहङ्कारं मनो बुद्धिं रक्षेन्मे धर्मधारिणी ‖ 36 ‖

प्राणापानौ तथा व्यानमुदानं च समानकम् |
वज्रहस्ता च मे रक्षेत्प्राणं कल्याणशोभना ‖ 37 ‖

रसे रूपे च गन्धे च शब्दे स्पर्शे च योगिनी |
सत्त्वं रजस्तमश्चैव रक्षेन्नारायणी सदा ‖ 38 ‖

आयू रक्षतु वाराही धर्मं रक्षतु वैष्णवी |
यशः कीर्तिं च लक्ष्मीं च धनं विद्यां च चक्रिणी ‖ 39 ‖

गोत्रमिन्द्राणि! मे रक्षेत्पशून्मे रक्ष चण्डिके |
पुत्रान् रक्षेन्महालक्ष्मीर्भार्यां रक्षतु भैरवी ‖ 40 ‖

पन्थानं सुपथा रक्षेन्मार्गं क्षेमकरी तथा |
राजद्वारे महालक्ष्मीर्विजया सर्वतः स्थिता ‖ 41 ‖

रक्षाहीनं तु यत्-स्थानं वर्जितं कवचेन तु |
तत्सर्वं रक्ष मे देवि! जयन्ती पापनाशिनी ‖ 42 ‖

पदमेकं न गच्छेत्तु यदीच्छेच्छुभमात्मनः |
कवचेनावृतो नित्यं यत्र यत्रैव गच्छति ‖ 43 ‖

तत्र तत्रार्थलाभश्च विजयः सार्वकामिकः |
यं यं चिन्तयते कामं तं तं प्राप्नोति निश्चितम् ‖ 44 ‖

परमैश्वर्यमतुलं प्राप्स्यते भूतले पुमान् |
निर्भयो जायते मर्त्यः सङ्ग्रामेष्वपराजितः ‖ 45 ‖

त्रैलोक्ये तु भवेत्पूज्यः कवचेनावृतः पुमान् |
इदं तु देव्याः कवचं देवानामपि दुर्लभम् ‖ 46 ‖

यः पठेत्प्रयतो नित्यं त्रिसन्ध्यं श्रद्धयान्वितः |
दैवीकला भवेत्तस्य त्रैलोक्येष्वपराजितः | 47 ‖

जीवेद्वर्षशतं साग्रमपमृत्युविवर्जितः |
नश्यन्ति व्याधयः सर्वे लूताविस्फोटकादयः ‖ 48 ‖

स्थावरं जङ्गमं चैव कृत्रिमं चैव यद्विषम् |
अभिचाराणि सर्वाणि मन्त्रयन्त्राणि भूतले ‖ 49 ‖

भूचराः खेचराश्चैव जुलजाश्चोपदेशिकाः |
सहजा कुलजा माला डाकिनी शाकिनी तथा ‖ 50 ‖

अन्तरिक्षचरा घ्रा डाकिन्यश्च महाबलाः |
ग्रहभूतपिशाचाश्च यक्षगन्धर्वराक्षसाः ‖ 51 ‖

ब्रह्मराक्षसवेतालाः कूष्माण्डा भैरवादयः |
नश्यन्ति दर्शनात्तस्य कवचे हृदि संस्थिते ‖ 52 ‖

मानोन्नतिर्भवेद्राज्ञस्तेजोवृद्धिकरं परं |
यशसा वर्धते सोऽपि कीर्तिमण्डितभूतले ‖ 53 ‖

जपेत्सप्तशतीं चण्डीं कृत्वा तु कवचं पुरा |
यावद्भूमण्डलं धत्ते सशैलवनकाननम् ‖ 54 ‖

तावत्तिष्ठति मेदिन्यां सन्ततिः पुत्रपौत्रिकी |
देहान्ते परमं स्थानं यत्सुरैरपि दुर्लभम् ‖ 55 ‖

प्राप्नोति पुरुषो नित्यं महामायाप्रसादतः |
लभते परमं रूपं शिवेन सह मोदते ‖ 56 ‖

‖ इति वाराहपुराणे हरिहरब्रह्म विरचितं देव्याः कवचं ‖


Please learn Deva Nagari Script just to read it, later one can learn Sanskrit.

Dec 29, 2020

Exit 2020 - Enter 2021 - Uncertainty - Caucasian Terrorism

Finally we are at the 2020's exit door, :-) but we are not yet clear through the thicket of mess created by all including the nature, few will deny and few will accept, whatever forgive yourself. :-)

Few decades back, every now and then influenza bothered many of us, few decades back it was 6 to 12 times a year, then it slowed down to few times a year and then it got reduced to almost negligible, most people would agree with me that flu or influenza did not bother them in recent decades, I do not remember when I had the last flu attack or influenza, I remember few times in my childhood, I am not talking about forced symptoms by the trillion $ electronic voodoo available with 156 countries, thanks to the western hegemony and desire to control people through their minds, :-) otherwise we would know the symptoms of flu, because it got forgotten.

[Shinzo Abe of Japan could have passed some legislation to stop growth of these surveillance cum voodoo systems across Japan, :-) but instead he chose to suffer in silence, it is the POOP designers at work, they play with your GI system, they are in Canada/Quebec, USA, U.K. India and in all the other 156 countries, see how Australia and USA are burning their forests to get rid of them, it is a fear in the hearts of the wimps in Australia and USA, that may be some country might have placed similar systems in their forests, like they do in other countries, hence the burning.

India is sleeping, but one day they too will have to burn their forests, :-) India's condition will be more difficult because the people in India think they have to work for the west and always against India, :-) and see how easily they let the tourists from the west in general and U.K. in particular into remote areas of the country, :-) I saw a you tube video of two blokes from U.K. fooling in deep remote areas of Meghalaya, what business and what were they doing there, :-) helping map India for China. :-)

And in Canada the conservatives under Stephen Harper wanted to give them Bill C51, :-) so that they can play with certain people across 156 countries with out any resistance or objection, but before it was passed he was kicked out of the PM's office, :-) but that took 10 years, not that it is over, the wimps are slowly working on the current PM, :-) the day he is compromised, then they will go back to Bill C51, then Canadians will be screwed by wimps from 156 countries 24/7, till then they too chose to sleep.

In fact the wimps in Canada/Quebec and India love this access into people's Arse, it is such an obsession with the wimps, :-) they start with the Anus first, then they slowly move their office into the rectum, :-) they live there 24/7, the entire team, :-) then into the Colon, then into the Large Intestines, as they map it inch by inch, similarly they do with the mouth into the Esophagus and down into the Stomach, and this is all wireless. :-) 

And playing or jerking the lower jaw is always there, when ever they are frustrated they jerk the lower jaw, the idea is to damage the tongue between the teeth, particularly when one is fast asleep. This is the grand Caucasian Terrorism. :-) rampant in Saint Laurent and Quebec.

And imagine the billions and trillions of dollars and man hours spent on such research, :-) the logistics of such systems is carried out by the police stations, 28 of them in Montreal alone, and see how they are always complaining of shortage of manpower, :-) because 1600 cops If work round the clock, may be they can watch 16000 citizens at a given time, but the population of Montreal is around 3 Million, :-) which means to watch every one of them all at the same time, the number of cops and money needed is immense, :-) and the city is already spending a billion or more to maintain 1600 cops. :-)

And this is also one of the reason why the Pandemic did not kill 60% or more people and only 0.02% are reported dead from Corona, :-) so it is not the Virus, it is the access and man power of these wimps which is stopping them, :-) due to this limitation the killing is selective, strictly as per the proxy game being played by the 156 countries.

Solution is not to play any proxy games. :-) because wimps from 156 countries are playing for both the sides or rather all the sides as per the whim and fancy of a Caucasian prostitute from Geneva.

Now I can not pass a legislation to stop them or their spread across the continents, but Shinzo Abe was in a position to do so, at least in Japan, but he rather chose to say SORRY to USA for dropping Atomic bombs on Japan, :-) and stay silent about his colic problems, which were given to him by the wimps of Japan, but even after his Sorry, his mapped/scanned body in the network of surveillance cum voodoo systems across 156 countries was not deleted, :-) he was forced to resign from his position, and I am sure his suffering went worse after he left office, :-) because that is how the wimps work. :-)

Bhagwat Gita says, "the Ignorant has no purpose".

Now who is free from this system ?, it is a point to ponder for all the dicks who get elected or nominated to some public office in 156 countries, including the fat ladies, :-) the general tendency is, "I am not one of those", because the wimps are dancing to my dictums, :-) not for long, the moment they will get a new dick, it takes few seconds to map a body by these systems, and it can be done while you are in your home, car, office, Aircraft, public places or private places, even in police stations, :-) and the dimensions of your Anus will separate you from the crowd even before your flight lands, then the facial recognition software comes in to play, because one is illegally implemented, for which Bill C51 is required, the later is partially implemented with legal help or both are illegal.

When did this happen?  Oh! While you were sleeping.............:-) decades have passed, they (About half a million of them in 156 countries) have been working since 1960's, they want to control the wild animals also, like they want the wild animals to behave in certain way around certain populations when they go to visit, like Africa etc. it is ok I am awake and keeping an eye on their activities and what ever way it is possible to stop them, I am trying to do, you folks can go to sleep. :-) dodo! dodo! dodo!.

For Shinzo Abe it is too late now. :-) 

All this is a part of the Caucasian Terrorism, which is rampant in U.K./Canada/Quebec/USA/Europe, India and other 156 countries, If you are not a target yet, you will not experience it, :-) at least not now. I became a target since I came to Canada/Quebec that is since 2001. :-) so I have an experience of 20 years with them. :-)

What a politician in office (156 countries) can do, :-) it is not that easy, :-) your ass must have been scanned/mapped and available in the system ready to go like Shinzo Abe, :-) the moment you start working against them, you will suffer like Shinzo Abe, and will be forced to leave office, :-) but still If you want to do something, :-) remember a Canadian in the parliament suffered from fits, I think it was last year. :-) he tried to do something, then Jack Layton of NDP we all remember how fast the Cancer caught up with him, in a year or two he died. :-) it is ok Dodo! Dodo! Dodo!, sorry If I disturbed you....

Pass a legislation (More like reverse of Bill C51, particularly the funding through various other programs) which should stop the development and spread of this disease, which is surveillance cum voodoo cum so many other things, and anyone who is involved directly or indirectly, :-) simple way to deal with them is, I would say drag them out of their holes and shoot them between their eyebrows, because they are not on anyone's side, BUT since we live in a civilization, :-) direct your police stations to stop the logistics of such systems and arrest any MF (Male or Female, white or black or brown) tinkering with these systems in public or private places and keep all of them in a hole until further investigation, when Bird Flu happened, birds were culled, this is also a disease, so cull them all, roughly they are around half a million, this is what I will do. :-) so be very scared MF's in 156 countries, particularly in Canada/Quebec/Australia/England and Indian subcontinent. :-)

USA is like THE idiot on the block, Duh!!! where are we going..... which country are we invading, Duh!!! that is USA, :-). 

Then what will happen:, Then people can live their lives as they like, because people are given enough physical and mental faculties by the nature to live their lives, they do not need some WIMP with trillion $ .......you know, people elected or nominated can carry out what they wanted or the purpose they got elected or nominated for, it will not be one step forward two steps backwards thing anymore, then people who want to go spiritual can go....with out some one watching them 24/7 and with out someone playing with their testicles or colon, while they are meditating. :-) Imagine that world, but then Shinzo Abe's will not suffer in silence and leave office, they will continue to do what they wanted to do in office or out of office. Imagine that world.....it is about half a million Hyenas and a Prostitute.

Choose wisely! the WIMPS in 156 countries have chosen EVIL and EVIL Deeds under a Prostitute from Geneva and a Fraudulent Identity thief from Toronto, :-) Wimps in 156 countries behave like prostitutes, they are loyal to their clients, but Wimps in India, they are worse then prostitutes, they flip left and right with in few seconds depending on whatever half baked information they get from England, which is about who is winning. :-) because they follow a simple adage, "Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander", does not matter who it is, a prostitute is also OK, as long as it has a white skin. :-) fraudulent thief, Identity thief, does not matter, does it have a white skin. Voila! that is our Sikander. :-) 

And they want to fight the Divine. :-) Really!!!! a Prostitute, :-) If someone said the BFH from Toronto wants to fight the divine, I would say that is possible because that BFH has never visited a place of worship in her life or fallen on her knees to accept her crimes in front of the divine, but a Prostitute. :-)

This audacity is because they have this Trillion $ surveillance cum Voodoo cum citizen fucking wireless Systems placed everywhere and with logistics help and protection from the police and of course the political parties are always there, :-) where even a Shinzo Abe is not safe, hence the audacity. :-)

Don't worry this has not happened for the first time, :-) go to Rome  take the reader of Roman empire also with you, :-) you can see the ruins of a million times mean and stronger willed people, compared to them the wimps in 156 countries are like fallen pubic hair in a washroom, :-)) today Rome is in ruins everywhere, then ask a simple question, what happened to them, the ROMANS, :-). 

"Wahi Hota Hain jo Manjure, Khuda Hota Hain". :-)

The solution is Tough!! because to do something like that, someone at the top will have to forego their agenda to control or rule this world, or rather screw this world on some or other pretext, now it is Corona, before it was Swine flu, before that it was Osama Bin Laden or bird flu, then again we might go back to Osama Bin Laden like terrorist drama effecting 8.5 billion people, which is very tough, :-) even the Vaccines is a way to screw the world, :-) they want people to scramble or run after them, suffer from anxiety, :-) run from pillar to post, who is first who is not getting, you are last, in Telugu we have this saying for all this, "Lange Kathalu", :-).

And remember there are always Duryodhans and Dushashans. :-) who does not want to share anything with anyone.] :-) And this time we have a Duryodhan who is a Prostitute and a thief.

Back to Influenza, :-)

Now tell me in that situation, where, most people did not suffer from a single episode of influenza, which was one of the nature's ways to boost our immunity against all the variants of the available Bacteria and Viruses lying around, Viruses are just lying around like chemicals but with a capacity to multiply when and where they are provided with a host cell, otherwise they just lie around in billions and Trillions of numbers.

One episode of influenza creates multiple number of variants from one individual that is the capacity of our system, human body, both inside and outside, we are like walking variant manufacturing machines, inside we call them antibodies and outside we call them variant. :-)

Cataloging all the variants of the Viruses lying around is impossible task, and when governments start doing that, not just to catalogue but also to control all of them, then think about the world around you, :-) that is absurd, or making vaccines for all the possible variants, :-) PCR can do it, man made technique to play around with the genetic code or the chemical sequence of the Virus, 

On one hand scientists involved in Virology say that they can create a Virus or a Variant just by reading the genetic code of that Virus through PCR, when it is provided by the country where the epidemic happened, and on the other hand they say the Virus and its variants are natural, :-) we can understand the pressure, we have watched all the episodes of X-Files. :-)

Forget about the capacity and understanding of the humans as far as science or nature is concerned, now see it from nature's point of view, it needs a tool to boost our immunity against all the variants billions of walking machines are or might be created, born in a country like India, where the life revolves around or with in the concoction of billions of bacteria and trillions of Viruses, and the body quickly adapts and creates its variants outside and antibodies inside, voila! human body is stable in that concoction, which you can imagine like fluid all around you flowing in and out 24/7, like a fetus in an amniotic sack, yet stable.  

I am born in a middle class India, which means I came into contact with both sides of the spectrum, and I never felt the need to get those influenza vaccines, flu shots like they are prescribed in Canada, in India I never heard of them until the year 2000, even though I was working as an QC Executive in a Vaccine manufacturing Unit :-) after 2000 may be even Indians might have been scrambling for flu vaccines, I am not sure about it. :-) 

But born in a country where the atmosphere goes sterile for good eight months, like Canada, so the concoction of bacteria and Viruses is much less dense or much less lethal, provided you make human bodies available for them to manifest in their worst form through out the year, :-) like it was depicted in the Alien movie, :-) again say thanks to 156 countries with the trillion $ wireless technology to mimic symptoms of various ailments.

In this situation nature needs a stronger tool to stir the immunity machine inside us, so that we can evolve and stay stable in the concoction of the bacteria and Viruses.

So just for the sake of discussion :

Corona Virus is one such tool, see what it did, we turned our world upside down, we cleaned all our darkest corners, :-) and also our human relations, many more things happened we will see their effects, later as we move into 2022 onwards.

One thing, it is high time we start learning to live with minimums, like most Yogi's strive to live, minimalism, it is complex word with multiple understandings and implications, every now and then in our homes we use little force to enforce certain regulation, if it is accepted freely with out resistance then it is ok, but if it needs little or more force most of us will enforce it seeing the greater good of the family, because we think we are responsible individuals.

Why not put nature also in that parents position, it also needs to enforce certain regulations so that everything remains in balance, it wants us to evolve and not stay stagnated at one level, so accept the new reality and not yearn to go back to 2018 -2019 kind of oozy life style, that was too nosy, too close with each other, there was no "my space" anymore, too much discomfort because people got too comfortable with each other. :-)

We were taught Darwin's, survival of the fittest, Evolution, etc. but today it looks like our lessons are coming true to see If we are fit to face any threat from outside, we forget that each one of us has a command center, which can create things to change the world, :-) it is good that most do not know how to use it to create, this command center is kept busy with all the nonsense, then we get tired and go to sleep, imagine a world where each one of us knows how to use it in its most prolific form, Sanatana Dharma called that form "Shiva", or attaining "Shivatva".

What is it, all the noise for, after almost a year, less then 1% people contracted the Virus, at least that is what the media is screaming about, :-) and calling it "Pandemic", If you see the definition of Pandemic, it talks about substantial number of people living in an environment with greater possibility of some infection, but it does not say, what % of the population If gets the infection, it is or it should be called Pandemic.

As of today 29th Dec 2020, less then 1% of the world population is reported infected, at least that is what we are reading being informed after being tested through our substandard testing procedures, :-) and the death rate is what %, I am not sure we should call it a Pandemic, it sure looks like a Pandemic when you look at the restrictions enforced, may be we need a better definition, before the government can enforce certain restrictions and turn their and our world upside down.

Logic is any Pandemic before it becomes one has to be an epidemic first somewhere. 

If we treat this Virus also as a nature's way of finding a new tool to boost our immunity, then we are fine, the one with weak immunity will suffer or even perish, it has happened with influenza also, it still happens with influenza, but it does not matter, we need Vaccines for everyone against it, few in the bottom with lowest immunity and health, sure need them, because my argument is the death rate is less then 0.02%, should we call it a Pandemic at first place.

There are other reasons with higher death rates almost in all countries, but we take them with a smile or even ridicule because those reasons are not infectious. :-)

Vaccine for the Virus and for its variants:

If one takes a look at the Vaccines available for the Influenza, I did not take one till now, ever, :-) they are made with some concoction of inactivated Viruses that cause Influenza in some part of the world and are expected to cover all the variants also, it is not concrete, like other Vaccines which are prescribed to a new born.

If you see the science behind the Virus, If 10 million people are reported to have contracted the Virus, it is not like same Virus goes in and gets out or spews out copies of same Virus by the infected body, take a look at the probability for variations in the genetic code, millions of variants are possible, can someone or some Virologist catalogue all of them, not possible, but suddenly one country U.K. claims they have a new variant and it is 10 times more infectious then the first one from March 2020, :-) they did not start naming them like they do with all the storms or hurricanes. :-)

Apart from fear mongering, now tell me how many people would like to go to U.K. now :-) may be this is one of the easiest ways to keep the unwanted traffic out of your country, do not come, we have more infectious variant making rounds in our streets, :-) it waits for fresh blood in Heathrow itself, particularly in Terminal V, Section B :-) but our Queen is safe at 95 and her husband is also very safe at 99, :-)  in fact kicking, :-) no offense.

U.K. is one country which runs few steps ahead of all other countries, :-) and always has multiple agenda's, hence I am like little more interested in every thing they do, this time even Canada jumped and restricted the flights from U.K., otherwise they wait for approvals from all the Queens and the Kings with in Canada and elsewhere.

Every country should have a special team to study U.K. alone and they should not blink or sleep, it should be a 24/7, like U.K. has teams studying every country, what do they call them, MI1 to MI156.

That is a big change in Canada, our population is so low compared to countries like India and China, even USA, just 30 millions and Australia is just 20 millions, so precious, :-) so we have to be extra cautious, and take utmost care of our precious little population from threats with in Canada and outside even it means restricting U.K. or USA from entering.

I am surprised India also did it, how the hell they stopped flights from U.K. did they take approval from U.K. MIIndia, :-) no really that was prompt, and they did not behave like an orphan, mummy! no intelligence, gosh a country that large with a matrix of populace, and no intelligence bureau, which proves that India is run by gods, some 30 million of them, but the scriptures say there are more demons then the gods, same thing stands for our variant spewing bodies.

2021:

Nothing will change, let us say all are vaccinated, even second dose is done, then let us say even the serology is done to see If enough antibodies are generated, and some have done hoarding of the vaccines for their future generations in the frozen mountains of the Scandinavia, what will change.

We continue to manufacture all the vaccines even today, like wise we will have to manufacture all the vaccines for all the variants of the virus, that would be a new race....who is first U.K.

Change if any will be visible by 2024 or 2025, but by then we will have new challenges, particularly with regards to economics to deal with, I have been dealing with it since 2005, :-) again thanks to certain people who can not mind their business, but it has done great good to me, I have learned to live with minimum, there is an opportunity in every situation.

But If by 2024 or 2025, a new Virus with not just Corona, but like an Emperor :-) raises its ugly head and instead of just 1% people, it effects 50 or 60% people, then are we ready and If it needs not -80 degrees facilities but -150 degrees facilities or much less, are we ready, with this Pandemic, most Virologists, Pharmaceuticals, and Health Ministries at the beginning of this year 2020 were like a five year old, who had just soiled his pants, not knowing what to do with it, :-) Mummy!! I soiled my pants, :-).

Someone moving towards Shivatva was asked, what is the solution to curb all the disease, all the ailments, is it having Hospitals at every nook and corner of the city, the best hospitals, the best facilities, prompt service, jet set health system.

The answer was, no, the right knowledge can avoid all that, the right life style, the right food, the right quality and quantity of things around us, the minimums. :-)

But then what should we do with the growing technologies, with 156 countries all in a network, and all share all the information with in seconds, the purpose is to control everything and everyone. :-)

Go back into history, there were people who walked among ordinary folks with knowledge to end the world many times but still the humanity survived.

With this in our hands or rather out of hands, let us walk in to 2021, and see for ourselves what does it bring.

Astrology: Saturn stays put in its natural 10th house, Capricorn for the entire year 2021 and until first week of Jan 2023, which also has its lordship, and we have seen how the 10th house (Karma Bhava) turned upside down since it moved into it.

Now Jupiter moved from its own house Saggitarius, natural 9th house (Dharma Bhava) into Capricorn. the natural 10th house, with Saturn already posited there.

In Capricorn, both see each other as enemies, so some brickbats there with in one house of Karma, it governs, action, fame, career growth, profession, honors, awards, self-respect, dignity and knees.

Like 2020, Saturn has a 3rd house Dhristi (Sight) on natural 12th house Pisces, which is house of loss, and 7th house Dhristi on Cancer, natural 4th house, house of relatives, mother, real estate etc, and 10th house Dhristi on Libra, natural 7th house, house of spouse, Venus is its lord, so like 2020, self, real estate, mother, and relations are highlighted, be nice or some form of punishment will come your way.

Dhristi (Sigh of a planet on a house or a planet, is 100% If it is 7th house Dhristi, 100% for Saturn on 3rd, 100% for Jupiter on 5th and 9th, 100% for Mars on 4th and 8th, rest all other planets have 50% on 3rd, 5th, 9th, 8th and 10th, and even less If the degrees are wayward.

But since Jupiter moved into his enemies house, (Check the relation between them in your chart and also the position they are in your birth chart, which means Capricorn might be an insignificant house in your chart like 8th house as far as material world is concerned, and deduce the respective effects.) 

Jupiter is a Brahmin, and Saturn is Shudra, so Jupiter will try to dominate, but both are like teenagers.

Jupiter is a natural Benefic, Clean, Pious, Priest like and can be even more stubborn then Saturn, 

Saturn is a natural Malefic, Unclean, Stubborn, and Dirty, 

Jupiter will drive some sense into stubborn Saturn, already present there, and also to people of karma (action), our governments etc. etc., but since Jupiter and Saturn consider each other as enemies there will be some brickbats and eventually Jupiter will move out into Aquarius by Nov 2021, again a Saturn's lordship and Moolatrikona, a powerful place for Saturn, as it is its own house also. 

So people might consider big changes in their life styles this year 2021 to prepare themselves for uncertain times ahead of us.

And Rahu in natural 2nd house (House of Inheritance or fortune) and Ketu in natural 7th house (House of Spouse or relations) will keep people on toes as far as these two houses are concerned.

Rest all other planets come and go for short durations with in a day or two to with in a month or two basis, so that needs to be deduced likewise.

Prophet Mohd. has predicted so many events for the future, until the dooms day, you can watch so many video's on you tube, and proud followers of Islam project them as the ultimate predictions, and at the same time they say Muslims do not believe in horoscopes or in future.

Every time they take Prophet Mohd.'s full name, and end with "peace be upon him", which is a very good thing to say, but why do they have doubt that Prophet Mohd. will not have peace If he is with Allah all the time. :-)

Then the way they give out the call (Aazan) for community prayers five times a day, it sounds like singing, and then they teach their children, Muslims should not or are not allowed to sing.

They should not say Muslims, because the word Muslim means the one who has surrendered to Allah or God, they should say followers of Islam should not this or that or do this or that, whatever.....and also it is wrong to say Muslims are the people who follow Islam etc etc. Muslim can be anyone and follow any religion or not, even an atheist, an agnostic, etc. etc. as long he or she has surrendered himself or herself to the all mighty knowingly or unknowingly, he or she is called a Muslim.

The English translation of Quran I read, I am not sure it was the best translation, "Halal", is a way to get rid of the all the blood presumed to contain parasites from the body of an Animal, which is only possible If the animal is kept alive while the blood is drained, which is by giving it a slow death, I have watched it up close on a Bakrid day, it is very painful for the animal and for people watching, and this process can not be performed on a Pig, because it has such a thick neck and it carries more potent parasites like Entamoeba Histolytica and also it is not possible to drain all the blood from a pig's body, given the thickness of the fat and muscles, so it is considered not pure for human consumption because of those parasites, it has nothing to do with Allah.

Halal also slowly became a slang for the word loyal, otherwise it is Haram. :-)

Farmers in India:

Farmers in India are a patient lot, 700 years of Islamic looters, 300 Years of English looters, 70 years of Indian looters, :-) and yet they produce and give us food with out fail, and we can not give them the same respect and status that we have given to a soldier.

Farmers in Punjab: Too much pampering is the result of this attitude, Punjab and Haryana no doubt grow maximum food grains and are good at agriculture but they got a lion's share for quite some time, and it was the Bihari's who did all the hard work in their fields for peanuts, I have seen it since 1978, now is the time for them to give freedom to the farmer and compete in open market along with rest of the country, shoulder to shoulder.

They should let them implement the new rules and see the outcome for two or three years, then If it works against the farmer like it is being predicted, :-) they should ask for compensation, again Sikh are also a community who does not believe in future, predictions and horoscopes, :-) even Surya Namaskar but see now, their entire protest is based on predictions of something bad will happen in future. :-)

A case by case based compensation package from the government in case such predictions come true should settle the matter, there is no need to back track on the new rules, they are for the greater good of the farmers.

Any way, 

Given all these uncertainties, I would still wish a happy :-) and prosperous :-) new year "2021" to all my readers.

And let us wish for Sadbuddhi.