People in GLASS houses and the retards

There was this time in India during 1987-89, when Amitabh Bacchan resigned from politics calling it a cesspool, with in three years of joining it, and V.P.Singh ex-prime minister of India, then was contesting another election from Allahabad, and Shri Vinod Dua was asking him about his chances in the elections etc. etc. and at one point Shri Vinod Dua asked, "Who do you think Cong-I will give ticket to, it was for Allahabad seat", it was a simple question and Mr V.P.Singh answered, it will be Mr Amitabh Bacchan, then Shri Vinod Dua repeated the question, with an option that what If it is not Mr Amitabh Bacchan, who could it be, same answer, it will be Mr Amitabh Bacchan, this went on for quite some time, and tired Shri Vinod Dua could not find a way to get a different answer from Mr V.P.Singh, he kept repeating, it will be Mr Amitabh Bacchan.

I was still a student but having read newspapers particularly Arun Shourie's Indian Express from very early age I recognized many politicians from both sides, I can say I was politically savvy at a very young age, :-) so while watching that interview I felt, If V.P.Singh becomes the Prime Minister of India what would be the plight of IAS officers, :-) but he did, in 1989 Dec and resigned Nov 1990, he was Prime minister for 10 months, :-) any way the reason I am writing this today is to make a point that some people no matter what back ground, situation, circumstances, country, color of the skin,  caste, creed, they get stuck in a life long predicament, self created or created by the world and they simply refuse to see the reality or the truth, :-) even If the truth might be dancing naked in front of them. 

Then I thought to myself, will there be another such individual who has such closed mind from 10 directions, it sees nature heard me then and voila!!!!!.

We have been in the similar situation in Canada, for almost 18 years now, :-) I used to work in a small scale pharmaceutical named Dimethaid (Markham Ontario and Varennes, Quebec) with out any product from 2001 to end of 2004 as a Research Chemist, and I came to Canada after four years of processing (1997 to 2001), interview in 2000, medicals in 2000,  and then paid lot of money to land in Canada with my family, which means I paid for their application, their medicals, and their landing fees etc. etc. all from my pocket with out any help from anyone, and in addition to all that expenditure as per the requirement I brought liquid funds with me to support myself and my family in Canada, with out a burden of a single penny on Canada. :-)

But in that small scale pharmaceuticals there were few V.P.Singh's, female version and Caucasian, :-) one was Humpty and the other who joined her later in 2002 was Dumpty, :-) their problem was very simple, they wanted to keep that pharmaceutical as is, without any product or income, with out any progress, keep it in losses, and probably go for repeated public issues and make some money, something like that, that might not be the M.O. it could be more to that.

But that is not the point, lot of people make illegal money in this world and not every one gets caught If they keep proper contacts in the governments or the political parties, this story is same for all countries, because all people have to deal with 150 Tattva's like Greed, etc.etc. and not everyone can overcome it, and certainly Humpty and Dumpty could not.

So, Humpty and Dumpty like V.P.Singh got into a predicament created by themselves, circumstances, or the wimps from three countries, the nexus of 2001, India - U.K. - Canada, Cong-I in A.P. now Telangana, - U.K. is every ready to screw anyone, including their royal family, :-) so no surprises there, and Canada with its sadist wimps, together these three countries cooked something in advance for me even before I arrived in Canada, :-) and Humpty was given this task to call me and rope me in to her fraudulent scheme which involved Quebec, and Liberal party of Canada (Jean Chretian) and PQ in Quebec, the target, so it should be no surprise that Late Mr Bernard Landry visited the small scale pharmaceutical in 2003, and Dumpty chose to stay away from the party. :-)

Then when things did not go as planned by the Wimps from the three countries and wimps from USA joined in 2002, :-) Humpty and Dumpty together with few more ladies planned something to strike two or three birds with one stone, in other words "Eat the cake and have it too", and they took up a challenge of proving three things to the retards from five countries, Canada (Quebec) -U.K. - U.S.A. and India, wimps from India joined around 2003-2004, :-) and the three points are:

1) That I am not what I claim to be, with respect to my nationality, my mother tongue etc.

2) That I have a criminal back ground, :-) either it is self cooked recipe or someone spoon fed to these ladies from India.

3) That I have some Million $  ( 1 Million $ in Indian Rupees as per 2001 currency rate would be around 3.5 Crores, actually it was one lakh rupees (some people in India call one lakh rupees as one million rupees, even educated people do.) which I took from city bank in the year 2000, it was a loan, and in 2003 some 8 Rupees was due.)  :-) but twisted minds and gossip can change 8 Rs in 1 Million$, its gossip.

Here, someone should play that suspenseful music from Indian cinema, "Tan Tan Tan", the plot thickens. :-)

Humpty and Dumpty were so sure like V.P.Singh :-) that I was all the above, all 10 directions shut and a perfect make belief world created in their minds, where the two fat ladies prepared scheme and fed cockamamie stories to each other and to anyone who was interested from Canada to U.K. to USA to India and even any other countries from the 156 joined and everyone to join the club made movies, tele serials, etc. in all of them there was only one scheme, Humpty and Dumpty played the Sherlock Holmes and I am always the running criminal, :-) , something like the movie fugitive, Telugu movies openly played comedy scenes where an Indian Telugu guy is rebuked " Malli Switzerland Jolly ki vellavu ante" choodu yem avtado", meaning "don't mess with Switzerland again, If you, then see what will happen", this in Telangana, India, :-) by Telugu people, on Telugu people, for some Dumpty from Switzerland. :-)

And in Canada, every time we visited Ottawa for the Tulip festival, a large police bus with all the surveillance and electronics to listen what we were talking, particularly me and my wife, :-) and it would be parked so close to where we would sit, first time, I thought some random incident, but second time same spot, same thing, third time bingo, :-) so Humpty and Dumpty used all their connections in all the political parties, in all the interested countries, :-) including India, :-) only one agenda for the two Sherlock Holmes, catch me with one of the above, :-) that was in 2003- 2005, but it continues in 2021, Humpty and Dumpty have not given up, they are very sure along with the retards from Canada - Quebec - U.K. - USA- India, :-) that their gut feeling is very strong.

Someone should ask why such obsession, the answer is simple, Humpty and Dumpty with few other ladies planned a swindle in 1997 to 2005, and Humpty had to get out along with the CEO, they got me fired by end of 2004 and Dumpty could not overcome her bad habit of betraying left and right, so she end up betraying everyone, but she was the last one left in Dimethaid, :-) common show some courage and tell the world your M.O., 

What happened to the swindle ?, did it happen, If yes, who is holding the loot, Humpty and Dumpty should reveal it now, it is 2021, common, when will they enjoy the loot, Humpty is 80 and Dumpty is 70, it will be such a waste If they die with out enjoying their loot, what will happen, If they tell the truth and reveal where they are keeping the loot, the political parties are already packed with swindlers they will certainly protect, they ight ask for some share though, I am a single man with out any backing, what can a single man do?, and retards from five countries or 156 countries are already on your side.

Common Dumbo open your closed mind and let the world know......:-) 

When they came to know that I have 1 Million $, :-) the ladies built their castle of cards and since then retards have been looking for that 1 Million $, it is a simple plot, If I am caught with that 1 Million $, they can rub what ever they have swindled also on me and all the fat ladies, Humpty and Dumpty can enjoy their life and I would be sulking in some hole somewhere, but unfortunately for them, retards could not lay their hands on that 1 Million $, hence the castle of cards is falling apart, because one can not keep it afloat on lies, rumors and gossip, does not matter how any retards are involved.  

But this foolhardiness by Humpty, Dumpty and the retards from five countries cost me 18 years, and a simple apology will not work, :-) I will take my sweet revenge, and it is said revenge is served very cold, then it is very sweet. :-)

What are we playing? where and what?

If BJP and TMC in India thinks that I am playing in West Bengal, no we are busy playing very silly proxy games always planned around me by the silly retards, and it is always for the Humpty and Dumpty. :-)

Back in 2007, a Latino family lived in the fourth floor of our apartment building in Saint Laurent, and they installed a AC on their windows like most people in Canada -Quebec do, during summer, and water droplets from the AC would fall right on the sill of our window and would make some disturbing noise particularly during nights, and as I slept close to that window it was more disturbing for me, and even after informing them many times about it, the Latino family ignored it like it is not their problem, :-)  some Caucasian wimp was behind it, :-) and wimps from 156 countries enjoy gossip, and gossip is basis for all their actions, :-) the wimps in India made a movie out of it, "Guzzarish in 2010", where the water droplets fall on face of Hrithik Roshan and Sanjay Leela Banshali is the director, though from 2005 to 2021 almost all movies are based on me, in every possible twisted way, :-) thanks to Humpty and Dumpty. :-) 

Humpty is 80 years old now, Caucasian, may be Jewish, lived in Toronto, Canada, and Dumpty's story is very interesting, one can make a movie Dumbo Duh! Duh! Dumpty came to Canada -Quebec from Mexico with her Mexican husband (Legally a paramour) in 2000 and was working in a regulatory affairs department in some pharmaceutical with no name or fame, before she was discovered by Humpty in 2001, :-) and in 2002 Humpty was so mesmerized by Dumpty's Cockamamie stories, she told me that she was just like her, :-) meaning a good cockamamie story teller. :-)

Humpty and Dumpty has been digging in India since 2003 along with the wimps from Canada- Quebec - U.K. - USA - and India, :-) looking for something to hold on to, :-) I think they are looking for that 1 Million I brought to Canada, :-) but poor things have remained luckless even though they have turned every stone related or not related, :-) many times repeatedly but no luck till now, but they have not given up hope, they are very sure because their gut feeling is so good, :-) that If they predict yesterday's sunrise time it is never wrong even by micro seconds, :-) and more because retards from Canada - Quebec - U.K. - USA and India have such trust on their gut feelings, :-) they have spent almost every minute of the past 18 years looking for something, but they never asked e directly about it, only once Dumpty mentioned about 1 Million $. :-)

Now they are depending on a random private company called EXO, which is supplying buses to people, because the train station is under complete renovation or upgradation, so employees of EXO are now playing those silly left and right proxy games and retards with Humpty and Dumpty expect that suddenly I will jump and say, "Eureka", I got it, :-) then Humpty - Dumpty, Banta - Santa, and Retards from all the interested countries will make one big family, and screw the world. :-)

I had the picture of Humpty and Dumpty cheek to cheek taken by Jambone in 2004 with me, I could not find it, how Dumpty placed it on the notice board in 2004 and felt so proud how Humpty kissed her on her cheek, she wanted me to see the moisture on her cheeks from Humpty's mouth. :-)

The best gift anyone can give Humpty and Dumpty is a shovel, :-) how long do you think they will dig in India with bare hands, one is 80 and the other is near 70, and they have all the time to take baby steps.

Apart from the silly proxy games, the wimps have been playing with our shower head, it has been leaking, may be wimps in India can tell Mr Banshali to make Guzzarish part two, :-) I tried to fix it with no cost, but the technology used by wimps is such, it creates some extra pressure in the pipes and makes the water to leak, so we called a professional plumber, he was from Mauritius and he fixed it for 100$, and I came to know a weird thing that in Mauritius Telugu and Tamil are not languages but religions, and language is Creole, which is like French but with a different slang K replaces C in most words, I hope the Video came all right, :-) because anyone visits our home Wimps never leave an opportunity to take a fresh look at the arrangement of furniture etc. because it helps their surveillance software operated and connected through Satellites covering 156 countries, same thing with things in the backyard or front yard, it helps the design, it must be like face recognition software, might be place recognition software, so If they know where every furniture is placed it would help If they have to trace someone. :-)

So, after 18 years of digging, Humpty - Dumpty, are still looking to prove that I am not what I claim. :-)

But Humpty never checked the credentials of Dumpty, she took everything she was told on face value or skin color value, this is even for Telugu folks in Telangana and A.P., they should also try to answer these questions before they make some more movies kissing Switzerland's arse. :-)

What kind of person can not live in Switzerland, ? 

OK, may be Switzerland is a country which deals with black money of the world, so morals ight be an issue, :-) 

What kind of person born in Switzerland can not live in Europe, Europe is 27 countries, :-) 

What must have gone wrong that they (Her Egyptian husband) have to run away from Europe and try to live in Cuba?

And If Cuba did not allow her, instead of returning to Switzerland or Europe 27 countries, why she ran away to Mexico and went through some hard life of Alcoholism, Drugs, Hunger, looking for food in dumpsters behind restaurants, :-) and again instead of returning to Switzerland or Europe, applies for immigration to Canada - Quebec, and lives in Quebec, works in a small company at a associate level in Quebec.

And her Mexican husband was working in a meat factory in Quebec, where the meat is handled at cold temperatures for 7$ per hour, Why?

Telugu people, any answer ? Why ?

Switzerland is the only country in the entire world where there is no government debt, Quebec is cold, snow, everything same like Switzerland, but with out the alps, valley's, and rich's, I am from India, for me buying a 200,000 $ house in India is beyond imagination, one of my colleague from Human resources in India said, "Are you dreaming", when I suggested If we can buy a house like it in 2000, so from India it is different, Quebec is 9 Million people, India is 1350 Millions, Quebec is half the size of India, there are 1000 reasons, but Switzerland, Europe, :-) but born in Switzerland and living in Quebec, Why?????? Telugu people in Telangana, Why???? take a break from arse kissing and tell me why???

Next time you make a Telugu movie, the dialogue should be like, "Yenduke Lange, Switzerland lo putti, Switzerland ni Vadilesi, Quebec lo sachevu", that would make some sense. :-)

May be Humpty can give some thought to it, I am not asking to stop digging, :-) she is already 80, barely enough time to prove one of those points they have been working since 2002 or 2003, keep digging, but a little peek into Dumpty's life would have done some good to everyone,  what happened in Switzerland or Europe, she and her Egyptian husband ran in two different directions, that she went through so much for so long, because now a days she seems to be talking morals, :-) at least that is what retards are projecting, :-) "Billy Nau roti khake haz ko chali".

May be BJP should look into it, Mr Ravi Shankar Prasad can look into it, If he does not like Lamba Lamba Lamba Gyan, it might reveal how suddenly Mr Arun Jaitley, Aug 24, 2019, Mrs Shushma Swaraj Aug 6, 2019, Jayalalitha in 2016,  M. Karunanidhi Aug 2018, passed away, at some point they were all proxy for Dumpty or Humpty or both, :-) how Mr Arnold Schwarzenegger met Mrs Jayalalitha in 2015 in Tamilnadu, he is also her proxy and he is from Republican party, he has a pet Donkey, he feeds it Apples, does it mean Republicans from California control wimps in Tamilnadu, :-) or Democrats (Donkey) in USA are also under Republican control, :-) then why fight. :-) 

And all those people who died were in good positions, with great ambitions, people with political ambitions are die hards.

It is not just Tamilnadu where strings are attached from outside, Telangana is also same, A.P., Karnataka, Bengaluru, Maharastra, Gujarat, Bihar, Rajasthan, Kashmir, Punjab, :-) how BJP will integrate all of them, If there was one Sardar Vallab bhai Patel in India there were/are 100 others outside but working in reverse. :-)

Mamta Didi should be careful, because being a proxy of Dumpty or Humpty is easy in the beginning, it is all Haa Haa Hee Hee, later when things go wrong, Dumpty is not one of those who will accept her wrong doings, she will rub it on you, more over for the retards this is all just some live video games, and now Humpty and Dumpty are playing "you do I blame, I do you blame games".

And all of them have direct connections, one phone call and Tan Tan Tan........Drama starts.....

See I don't need to dig, :-) all I have to do is go online. 

Retards - Before they jump to conclusions, they should look into her life day by day, from Dec 7, 1952 till day, and should have account of every single day, persons she lived, classmates, neighbors, their pets, she betrayed, etc. her human pets, If any, :-) this is not my scale, this is called RETARD SCALE of Canada or the west. :-)

Meanwhile Humpty can enjoy some donuts and fish for some other immigrant, we are not in a hurry, we have 18 years, it should be same scale for everyone.

I know wimps are already uncomfortable, :-) but this is needed, after all, lives of  8.5 billion people is at stake, then we have to carry out a psychological evaluation If she is even fit for a public office, same thing for all wimps, and Humpty and her 40 pets also, till then everything should remain at rest.

This was suggested by Humpty in 2004, and she wanted me to take a therapy from a clinical psychologist with out evaluation, for a Research Chemist's job, :-) in a small scale pharmaceutical.

But what Humpty and Dumpty are fighting for with me, is something very big, whim and fancy of such a person hiding in a remote hole might effect or affect 8.5 billion people, who might not even know who is causing them, leave alone the people, political parties in 156 countries might not or do not know who is causing those effects or affects. :-)

And there is every possibility, Humpty might show up for Dumpty and vice versa, :-) pictures can also exchange, BJP in India might be thinking it is Humpty who is their handler in the west, but it could be the Dumpty, and one person might be playing both BJP and Cong-I, :-) Imagine the plight of an elected politician like the PM of India, with mandate from people of his country, but helpless in his own country because some wimp from some country wants something else for his people, it is highly possible one wimp suggested BJP to come out with new rules for the farmers and the same wimp instigates the farers and others, so BJP should track the suggestion, where did it come from the new rules for farmers, it could be Humpty or Dumjpty or someone like them from London or Australia. 

It is deja vu, Khaki movie, Amitabh Bacchan and Ajay Devgan, and Prakash Raj as the wimp, so find the wimp and do what Amitabh Bacchan did to Prakash Raj in Khaki. :-)

And that wimp might not be even visible to him, all they can do is guess, If pictures, biography, etc. etc. of such a person is printed the world over, :-) and the people and the political parties the world over are given clear information about such a person, then it makes sense that why BJP or Cong-I in India should dance to the whim and fancy of such a person, even If it is like Monopoly, the money game, someone is always getting paid, people should know how it works, so that they can also take part.

Why is this Wimp Club limited to employees of Dimethaid only, Dimethaid is the same company where Humpty and Dumpty worked, and other 30 of them until it was closed in 2005 or 2007, or it was poured in to a new bottle with a different name, 8.5 Billion people the world over should know what is so special about employees of Dimethaid, that they have to dance to their whim and fancy, that company could not even cover its losses or pay increments to it 30 employees and always struggled to find money for salaries. :-)

What is so special??  May be BJP, Zee TV can take a shot, how about Telugu arse kissing wimps from Telangana, :-) If it is wrong for Cong-I to have a handler in London, U.K. it should be wrong for BJP also to have a handler in Canada, does not matter it is Humpty or Dumpty, both are foreigners and none of them ever visited India, this proxy games has gone so low and cheap that it is played in the August houses in India, U.K. and Canada. :-)

It is like people have lost their minds, :-) on one hand they talk about democracy and same time they play proxy games for some Humpty and Dumpty, who do not have any mandate of any kind not in India not outside in any country, all they have is support of bunch of retards with a network in 156 countries.

And the retards are audacious because they have these Trillion dollar wireless citizen torturing equipment, and funds and man power.

This is the Lamba Lamba Gyan. :-)

By the way, all the drama in London, U.K. since a long time, is to replace Queen of England with Princess Anne, and hence all the mudslinging on their own family members, it is to tarnish and remove all those who are in the line for the throne, it has nothing to do with racism, now put all the stories between these two dots, one can easily see what is going on and where it is all going. :-)

Which means some wimp in London is obsessed with this idea that the England should always have a Queen and that will be Princess Anne only, hence all the hard work, I think Queen of England and Princess Anne are also helpless as they are also proxies for some wimp.

 

There was no need for London, U.K. to get involved in my life, I did not even transit through London or U.K. between 2001 to 2015.

Now that they did, I too have some responsibility to reciprocate. :-)

Hope this satisfies the wimps (Retards) from five countries, I can add more, It is my keyboard is acting up, so it is kind of difficult to type.

It is the wimps from five countries get involved in my life on a minute to minute basis and they ask me to mind my business, which is not possible, me too I am in a predicament created by the Wimps.

Ciao! for now.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Vasudhaiva Kutumbaka

Vasudha Aiva Kutumbakam, It means world is one family, in fact it started that way, then people of all sorts twisted and manipulated it to their own needs due to greed and ambitions, they did not even check If they deserve what they are longing for or what they are asking, they just went ahead and propagated the ideas of their mean minds and the result is everyone is at loggerheads with each other.

In this kutumbakam I am also one person, may be I am little more precocious then others, hence my problems are also much bigger then the problems of others, which also gives me a higher ability to find solutions for them, so it is plus and minus and I prefer to just look at the plus side.

One small problem has been to get my telephone verified by Google for this blog, but even though Google sends text messages with codes to the same telephone every time I log in, but it refuses to do so when I try to verify the number, so finally I added my daughters telephone and voila it got verified. :-) 

This way the blog will remain with me, because even the log in email is also under attack, :-) someone  wants to just steal it and give it some one and claim that it is them who are behind all the write up's and in that case I would become the plagiarist of the content, :-) this is because some people take the term Vasudha Aiya Kutumbakam very literally. :-)

I could not fix the Google ads on the blog, it remains a problem more with Google then with me, and now a new problem with my key board, letter M and P need some extra pressure to type, :-) even though I am aware of the technology in use by the surveillance mongers, the technology is such that when one key is pressed on my key board the value is returned to an IBM Mainframe computer some where in USA, :-) and gets recorded, and they have acres of those IBM Mainframes recording every single key stroke of every single key board, :-) this madness started after Sep 9/11, now it is more of a mischief then national security, but this gives the wimps involved in it funds and reason to continue with the program, this could be in Europe, Canada, and UK also, but USA I am very sure.

Actually I have been enjoying my spiritual evolution, it is so addictive and so profound, but since it is so personal I can not explain the details at this time, I am not writing it to brag but just an indication to the newbies, that every word written in scriptures is true, :-) and as of today to me almost every one on this Earth is a newbie, :-) and I can take liberty and say hardly there has been anyone who has wandered this far in the past 3000 years, this also I got it confirmed. :-)

Advantage:

I have one advantage when compared to all other aspirants in the last 3000 years or more, it is my education in Chemistry, and more so my 16 years in R & D laboratory, which was mostly to observe and figure out things on my own, hence that applied science came handy in spiritual pursuit, so I am able to figure out things all by myself with out any Guru, :-) now when I am saying 3000 years where can you find a Guru with that kind of ability, they are none, even Adi Shankaracharya is in awe, :-) I think I made him proud.

Imagine I follow Adi Shankaracharya, and pick up things he did or the way he lived from his biography, or where he went, whom he met, how he dressed, what he carried with him a Danda, :-) etc. etc. and sit at one place and expect that my spiritual journey is in good hands and I have nothing to do just wait, just because I am following Adi Shankaracharya, hence I will be spotted and given the spiritual progress on a platter, and then I will also go around preaching word by word like he did, :-) it is not going to happen, that was his path, and by doing so I will be just wasting my precious human life, which is so hard to get, one has to dig himself or herself.

Shastra is very important, one should follow every nonsense of  Shastra, and slowly figure out what is needed and what is not needed, it is like in Kindergarten one learns A for Apple, and as he or she grows they learn things different and keep moving ahead, but one can not jump directly to PhD level, one has to move step by step, and one day PhD in that subject might be just around the corner, even in Spiritual path one needs to progress and not stay stagnated at one point and at one situation.

Mantra, Tantra, Yantra, Agamas, Nigamas, Scriptures, Puranas, Upanishads, etc. etc. turn them all page by page, it takes time, but it is needed, and we are lucky we have Internet, YouTube, Google, etc. but blind faith will not help, one will have to question every single aspect of your progress, and be truthful to yourself, there is no feeling bad or feeling insulted, like some people highlight, I would say every thing is fare in War, Love and Spiritual pursuit, :-) best If Yama and Niyama are in place due to upbringing, or because of inculcated habits, but after all this there are two things that matter the most.

Attitude, and Intention.

Even in Science these two matter most, If your intention is to deceive by using words, you are not wasting time of the people who sit in front of you listening but you will be wasting your time, rather I would say your precious human time, because human life is the only pit stop where one can evolve.

Now there are people who simply copy from here and convey it as their own creation, it is them who will be wasting their time, :-) because again it is your intention which matters, they ight get few short time admirers, but long way they will loose everything.

Gut feeling: This is something very mundane in our daily life, every one uses it, but some have very strong gut feeling and some are just lost, the reason is because the gut feeling comes from Chitta, and Chitta is present in the navel, and purer the Chitta or rather I should say a person with silent Chitta has better gut feeling, it is not just to differentiate between right and wrong, it much much more then that.

Chitta Shuddi:  Purify your Chitta.

Chitta is another form or deeper or purer form of Buddhi, Buddhi is kind of intellect, and when your Chitta is pure, you can create a creator, who will in turn create. :-)

I was looking at all the religions which are followed around the world, no bias, all stop at one point, that is at Shasrara, the canopy, each religion has externalized it in their own way, look at their place sof worship or their head cover, it is all same.

Out of all only Sanatana Dharma explains the means to reach there, other religions have just externalized the inner world as and when observed by someone in the past, and it is followed blindly,  expecting that some spiritual experience will happen to them just because they are following that person's habits, or the way he or she lived, like I gave the example of following Adi Shankaracharya.

Or If I print all the writings of Adi Shankaracharya and bind them in to a book and cover it in gold and daily sit in front of it, read it, brush it, keep it clean, build a huge temple around it, and allow people to bow before it, or kiss it, etc. etc. :-) I am not trying to undermine any religious practices, they have their own importance in a society but when it comes to a persons spiritual evolution, they are useless.

If attitude and intention are in proper place, rest every thing will automatically fall in place.

One religion: The reason we have so many religions and every now and then a new one pops up, and each one of them though point at one spiritual goal, yet they all fall apart when it comes to words, the reason for that is simple, the greatness, reach, etc. etc. of the divine is so vast, one religion can not explain it in its totality, in fact all religions put together also fall short of even explaining a small portion of its greatness.

Though Sanatana Dharma for its history, time and length and number of spiritual aspirants spread over many Manvantars it is able to cover the most but still falls short because like I said very few have reached the ultimate glory, I am standing alone in some 3000 years, you can imagine how few were able to capture a small portion of that greatness, and I see a long way ahead of me and I am like hurry hurry, I am already 55, :-) and every moment wasted is time wasted.

This is Profound:

But I have come a long way, my position is secure in the upper worlds, confirmed, double time, :-) but my target is I should be able to move around between the worlds, like Narad Muni, I know how he looks, :-) common people this is profound knowledge, I also know how Shuka Brahma looks, :-) and many many more spread over a period of 7000 or more years.

Enlightenment:  It is a process, it has to do with light or lights and light is the ultimate truth, and beyond that a new journey awaits the aspirant, it never ends. :-)

Education in Science with the intention to look for empirical proof  helped me a lot, things I have seen are so profound I am under certain restrictions for my own good, :-) and above all I am so grateful to my parents for initiating me so early in to it, I wish they were alive, :-) I could have thanked them for everything they gave me.

I think starting at 8 was not very late and I have used every available minute of it, it has been a continuous brooding, it is hard, and tiring, but I kept it that way, :-) even though I fulfilled all my responsibilities with out fail, my wife is one who should have a huge complain, but since she is also an spiritual aspirant in her own right, and a regular one, there are no issues.

I think I am reaching a point where I might be discovering entirely new texts, lost texts, etc. and write them for the Vasudha Aiva Kutumbakam. :-)

Bottom Line: If the goal and purpose is to reach or experience the ultimate glory (Whatever name you use or give it) then how does it matter which transport (Read religion) one takes, so instead of wasting time on the transport, :-) aim at the goal, "the ultimate glory", do not stop at nothing short then that, unless you reach a certain point there is no guarantee of getting the human body again, so people don't waste your time, satisfying your senses.

Thanks!!!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No Lip Service please, better act.

The temperatures this winter in Montreal, Quebec and its surroundings areas are not that bad, otherwise first week of Feb's are very cold with temperatures dropping to -27 degree Centigrade, which feel like -35 to -40 degrees centigrade with the wind chill, but this year the temperatures have been lurking around -14 and below, then around -2 most part of the week then back to -14, and today it was -10, well it feels like -23 though, and every day early mornings, around 6 am, I see people particularly students standing in an open bus stops with out any bus shelters, waiting for their buses, I also did that in 2005 to 2009, so I know how it feels to stand in an open bus stand with out any shelter, but I am sure all those people who make policies might have no idea, because they move around in their large SUV's at 160 km/hour speed on highways with 100 km/hour maximum speed limit.

Last week I was driving on autoroute 13 with my family at 100 km/hour on a 100 km/hour maximum speed limit highway and I was in the middle lane, while all others vehicles zoom passed me at speeds not less then 160 km/hour, a huge 18 wheeler heavily loaded truck with a blue tarpaulin tried to bully me at 110 km/hour, :-) and it came very close at that speed and with that kind of load, :-) one move by me, would have put him and his truck in a huge swirl into the Saint Laurent river, but I always put myself in people's shoes to get an idea of the situation and act accordingly, so I remained in the middle lane and continued at 110 km/hour, after 15 minutes he backed down and maintained a distance of 50 yards, we were going to our dentist, who is from Saudi Arabia. :-) 

This is not the first time, the wimps have been trying this since 2002, they try various techniques to check, in what mood we are living or driving, it is like checking your pulse :-) because their psychology swirls around fight and flight only, :-) it is basic dog mentality, big is always powerful or strong.

Take a look at a delegation from Switzerland, which visited Yogi's government in UP, India, I think last year, as Shri Yogi Adityanath stands around 5 feet, the Swiss delegation was with 7 feet tall men, next time Yogi Adityanath has to meet such a delegation from west, when men as tall as 7 feet are included for business meetings, :-) he should recruit Khali and keep him to receive them. :-)

Every time the arctic vortex swirls in anti clockwise direction towards North America it forms a circle around Montreal and dumps heavy snow in USA and also in the western Canada, as a result in Montreal and its surrounding areas the snow is less, this winter we had two episodes of 10 to 15 cm of snow only as compared to previous years. :-)

In our street, the municipal snow truck does not pick up snow, it simply shoves it into our drive ways, which is left there as a 2 to 3 feet high and wide snow mound, and interesting thing to note is they do this exactly around 6 am in the morning, that is when people are getting ready to move out of their homes to go to work, and the private company tractors come in their own sweet time, they mostly wait for the entire snow to finish falling,  :-) so even after paying taxes, paying the private company for snow removal from our drive ways, every morning people clear their drive ways with shovels, which is the normal, and funny part is no one complains, they are tuned so well into the puppetry, they don't move a finger unless they are told otherwise by the wimps, who manage them and their lives. :-)

"C'est la vie au Canada est Quebec". :-)

Every one is Caucasian both English and French, few are black, but they quietly shovel the snow mounds piled up by the municipal truck in the mouth of their respective drive ways, I guess If they complain they are taken to task by the wimps club, "how dare you complain", "this is Canada and not USA", someone said to me in a lawyer's office, back in 2006 or 2007, :-) I wanted to sue our landlord for not complying with his part of the contract, as rental board was of no use.

I know people in western Canada and USA are being plummeted with heavy snow this year, even Texas had some snow, I think may be Earth is switching its poles or it is just that wobbling due to precision cycle.

Funny thing is every one knows that winter stays for good 8 months both in Canada and North USA, and it snows heavy many times during Nov to April each year, but both these countries have done nothing to keep certain areas out of it, like the Neanderthals they clear snow every time it snows showing off their heavy equipment, which mostly blocks the already blocked streets.

Last week in India the drama by the Sikh in and outside India was little too much particularly when they were keeping pictures of Sahid Bhagat Singh in their tents and then what ever they did with the Tricolor of India at the Red fort, few lines popped out of my mouth.....

" Kuch hi dashakon pehle kuch aise insaan bhi the jhinhone 

  is tirange ke liye apne deha ko ek purane kapde ki taraha nikaal kar phenk diya 

  aur tirange ko jukhne nahin diya...

 aur aaj kuch aise inssan bhi hain jinhone chand paison ke liye

 ussi tirange ko ek purane kapde ki tarah uttar diya".

I was cleaning my wardrobe and I came across few medals of my father, which he had received from Indian government after various wars or service, after he passed away in 1999 they were lying in his drawers with all his papers, in 2010 when I visited India I cleaned up his drawer, burned all the unnecessary papers and collected whatever I could and since then have been keeping them with me, there is this small pouch which they called housewife or homewife, it contained their service information. :-)

Then I remembered how he had given his 35 years of selfless service and remained with Indian Air Force in all kind of situations till he no longer could continue because of his ill health, and on top of his ill health, two Anglo Indian senior officers were playing some games with him, one was Air Vice Marshal Allan, and the other was Air Commodore McDonald, both of them were posted at Air Force Academy, Hyderabad from 1986 to 1990, as a result he lost his honorary promotion and the pension benefit he was supposed to get, I think they were working on retiring him with out any pension, I know the entire story the reason and how, what and why, may be in some other post one day, :-) because it is a long story of what happens in Indian Air Force generally between North Indians and others, particularly between Punjabi officers and others, :-) officers from Punjab are always in large numbers, no wonder Punjab has seen or taken the heat in all the wars, some one in Kerala or Telangana or Tamilnadu or Karnataka or even Maharastra would not know that heat, but the inequality in numbers does not represent India.

There were few more medals, one from 1961 Portuguese war, and few from 1962, 1965 and 1971 war,

He use to feel so elated whenever he took that flag and pinned it to his uniform and how he used to ask me to polish the Indian brass emblem with brasso on his cap and belt, and my mother who was more like a Kisaan always maintaining a kitchen garden to help support the family, which ever city he was posted, as the income was not sufficient to keep up with the standard of living particularly in the last few years, that is just before the next pay commission is released, particularly it was very tough for him during 1980 to 1984, and the pay commission came in 1986, I think the pay commission should be released after every 5 years instead of 10 years and it should coincide with the end of the term of a government, the next pay commission can be released in 2024 and then every five years there after.

Khalistan.....

Canadian government should give it a serious thought, about this Khalistan for all the Sikhs in Canada, UK, USA and India, it cost me my medical entrance in 1984, I went to New Delhi to write my exams and I got stuck in New Delhi for more then 20 days because of it, :-) well! I used that time to see Delhi :-) which was good.

May be a large empty piece of land (Khalistan) between BC, Alberta and USA, and then give citizenship to all Sikhs from India, like may be there are some 20 million of them in India, see how they take very difficult routes through some 20 countries to reach Canada, and then they work in construction or deliver Pizza. 

This will boost vote bank of Liberals and NDP, and they can stay in power with the help of Khalistani for ever, Santa Singh and Banta Singh can become President and Prime Minister of Khalistan in North America, by the way Santa Singh is from Jalandhar and Banta Singh is from New Delhi, and I think they work with BFH or for BFH (Mumbo) and Dumbo. :-)

Because technically Khalistan can not be formed only in India, the Indian Punjab is a Doaba, as there are only two rivers in Indian Punjab, If they do, they can only call it Doaba and not Khalistan, after partition actually they should have changed the name of Indian Punjab to Doaba, which is technically correct, rest of Punjab, the three rivers are in Pakistan, so instead of New Delhi they should run towards Pakistan with a Khalistani flag. :-)

But Khalistan will be perfect in North America as there is so much empty land and no one lives there, Sikh can make a Golden Khalistan here, only problem is they do not like to work for others, and they also do not pay taxes like others, their tax return is always around zero as all of them have some kind of small business, but they have one mansion in Punjab and one here.

It was Indira Gandhi and her wayward son who tinkered with the idea of Khalistan back in 1977 to 1980, and we moved into Punjab in 1980, here in USA Sep 9/11 happened in 2001 and I moved into Canada in 2001, :-) 

I am not sure how many people can see that INC (Indian National Congress) was and is a bone of contention between India and England, as it was founded by Allan Octavian Hume, he was British, and Indians slowly took away his party from him and his countrymen, and that tug of war continues even today.

To create a distraction from her son's folly of emergency in 1975-1977, they tinkered with Khalistan in 1977 to 1980, then when it caused such heartburning to Sikhs due to the operation Blue star in 1984 they came up with this idea that she will allow herself to be shot by a Sikh, which would help the party a great deal, the sympathy politics.

And this idea did not come from with in India, it was given to Cong-I by the think tank from England, like always they did and they do even today, which has been the backbone of Congress from 1945 till today, as they consider the party to be their party, it is a British party, the very reason Mahatma Gandhi Ji wanted it to be shut after independence, but Shri Jawahar Lal had already made agreement with England, see even Sir Mountbatten died in an unnatural death in 1979 in Ireland.

But as per the agreement she was not shot just to injure her, but shot many many times which killed her, which was not the plan, she was not supposed to die in that shoot out, it was supposed to be an event for sympathy, Late Mrs Indira Gandhi would be injured by a Sikh security guard, and  Late Shri Rajiv Gandhi who would be the next Prime minister was told to go to West Bengal and stay with Late Shri Pranab Mukherjee, but things went wrong and she died and then the riots happened, and I think Late Shri Rajiv Gandhi must have come to know about all this conspiracy later, and he also lost his life in 1991, again not a natural death.

So Late Mrs Indira Gandhi had given up her life for the party, like Late Mr Abraham Lincoln in USA gave up his life for USA.

Even today I remember the moment her eyes met mine, and she threw a Marogold garland towards me, but the Air Force Policemen took it mid air, she smiled and walked away towards a car waiting at end of the road outside the helipad, where she had landed, this was in Shillong in Dec or Jan 1971 after the Bangladesh war.

Now after reading it, If you see Shashi Tharoor blasting English in England, it will not at all seem surprising, :-) it is all part of the game, :-) it is with the complete co-operation of the think tank behind Cong-I in England, may be we can call them MI India, otherwise the English, who did not teach their tarnished History to their people in England, will they allow an Indian to lay a hand on their dignity, leave alone lambasting them in England, :-) and as it was just an exercise to project an Indian who would work for them in their party INC, and remain loyal to them and carry out things as per their whim and fancy, and see the "Sorry", as requested by Mr Shashi Tharoor never came by, because that was never the purpose.

The best time the think tank (Behind INC) from England had was with Mr Manmohan Singh as Prime Minister of India, they could so everything they wanted since 1945.

Given the scenario, It is not a coincidence that Ms Priyanka Gandhi joins a school where Mr Robert Vadra is a student, they meet, and they fall in love and they get married, :-) and Mr Vadra's mother happens to be British, "Oooooh! such a lovely coincidence, isn't it", :-) it all sounds so British.

If Indian Congress party members want British (MI India) to leave them alone, they will have to bury the party in a museum, cut all the British strings and start afresh with a new Party as Mahatma Gandhi wanted, If they don't they will be standing against BJP so huge, so tall and wide it will appear like standing against China. :-)

Which I think would be very good for India, India needs that kind of governance, then things will happen.

Whatever, people should respect any Flag irrespective of to whom it belongs, even If it belongs to Khalistan. :-), Sikh people should think about it, "Loha Garam Hain", Maar Do Hathoda", and as Liberals, NDP and even Conservatives are in their favor, and Mr Joseph Biden in USA is also inclined towards universal representation of all races, it might work out to have a Khalistan in North America, somewhere between, BC, Alberta and USA, and then imagine with all the family churning sponsorships available, the entire Punjab can be in North America, than it is all "Bhale Bhale".

Yesterday, Zee TV has also suggested a similar plan, I think it is worth pursuing.

Then Sikh can sing, "Baraha Barsi, Katan Gaya Si, Ki Kat Ke Leyanda", Kat Ke Liyenda Khalistan in North America". :-) Yanhu! Yanhu! O, Yanhu! Yanhu!. Think about it, by the way I did Bhangara on stage in 1973 in Shillong, :-) and my sister did Gidda in Punjab in 1981 or 1982. :-)

And If Khalistan is possible in North America, an Israel is also possible, the promised land, they have been fighting for it with Palestine since the times of Abraham, and Australia instead of feeling bad for Rohingya, as they are being sent to a small island by Bangladesh in Bay of Bengal, Australia can create a Rohingya land they have such a large continent for just 18 Million people. 

Governor General in Canada.

When I read the news that our GG was involved in some bad treatment of her employees in her office, the first thought was, even her office is not free from the surveillance and the electronic voodoo, because the technology being used in Canada can actually cause people to behave the way the technology forces them to, it can put words in their mind and mouth, and force them to behave and say certain things in certain way, after all brain is a brain and the technology can hack it anywhere, and it is all wireless, stealth, it is available with all police stations, in Saint Laurent, even kids as young as 10 or 12 were operating it, the police station numero 6 on rue Grenet is responsible for that, it is openly distributed, operated and carried around.

How about a Native Indian as our new GG, instead of just saying "Sorry", every now and then for things that happened in the past 400 years, make peace with them and offer the position of GG, that will pull them into the mainstream with rest of Canada.

I am not sure If native people have yellow curly hair, which seems to be the qualification now a days.

That's all for now, I am not sure the write up complies with the proxy games of the wimps here in the west or in India, :-) because everything and everyone has to comply with their silly proxy games played around the world. :-)

Ciao!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Spiritual Challenge

Yoga  =   Union, it is like a radio connecting with a radio station, even though radio waves are everywhere, when you switch on a new radio, it does not connect just like that, it needs to be tuned into the radio station. :-)

And to tune a radio it might take few minutes, but to tune your mind so that it connects with the super conscious it might take from few minutes to few million years, depending on your spiritual evolution.

I am playing with words here to give an idea the reality is much more simple.

In this process there are few challenges, :-) 

It took me 45 years of sadhana to reach where ever I am standing today, spiritually speaking, :-) as far as material world is concerned I am Tan Tan Gopal. :-) 

But now I am realizing that as a child I was already awake, and all I needed was one word "Sri Ram", to go forward in my path, and freedom to do so, and fortunately I was initiated also with "Sri Ram", by my parents when I was 8 years old, and my mother told us all about bhakti yoga, and all the seers, sages, mystics who attained moksha, my father always told us about Karma Yoga, they could not tell how and the details, but she repeatedly told us those stories. :-)

And they always dragged us to pilgrimage with them, I have visited Tirupati some 17 times, at least 10 times with them and when I visited Tirupati all by myself when I was 24, my mother was not very happy, it was them who initiated us and then they were afraid that I might become a sanyasi, and after getting married all I could think about a place for honeymoon was Tirupati, :-) thank god, my wife was already into spirituality and her father was taking care of a temple.

But in our school we were learning who was Vasco Da Gama and who was Aurangjeb, how many times Prithvi Raj Chauhan was attacked and how he was defeated the 17th time, how Porus asked mercy from the Alexander the great, quadratic equations etc, etc. 

It is our stupid education system,(CBSE, NCERT copied from London, England)  and the race to earn money to survive in this material world, people around us turned us towards the darkness, :-) and made us spend time on things which we never use in our life.

And today I feel very strongly that Sanskrit should be made mandatory for all children in India, and Spiritual education should also be made mandatory where all scriptures, mantras, etc. are taught seriously like maths and science, the benefit will be students will understand the applied sciences and maths better.

There were two shlokas which were read by us almost daily in our school (CBSE). till 12th grade, one was "Shanav Vavatu.....". but we were never told the meaning of those shlokas, even though we had Sanskrit as a mandatory subject from 5th to 9th grade, it is after the advent of Internet, we came to know the meaning of those shlokas. :-)

Number one challenge always is food in YOGA,  people say I am doing Yoga, I am going to Yoga class etc. etc. which is all wrong, you are either in Yoga or not,  one can not do Yoga, one has to attain it, because it is a union, it is like your radio is tuned into a radio station or not.

Then the five senses and their attributes at five levels, :-) 

Then, when the aspirant is sure that he has overcome the senses and might go around doing blah blah blah, then the memories kick in, :-) this is when the actual challenge begins.

One by one the aspirant has to overcome them till he reaches the last one and the toughest one, the tongue and the taste memories related with them, I did not say she because she is running one birth behind he, and if he runs after she, he will become she in his next life, :-) it is a vicious cycle.

I want to write about Chakras, and the worlds with in etc. etc. but every time I type few words the other side immediately tells me stop. :-) 

May be because there are too many parrots out there, :-) one parrot from India just copied word by word from my blog and he did not even mention from where he lifted it, :-) and in turn he is used as a proxy by some political aspirant from the west, :-) I don't loose anything, it is him who is wasting his time.:-)

There is no use copying, :-) or claiming in front of people that you are blah blah blah, :-) because by doing so one only deceives themselves, which will not only mar your spiritual progress it will throw at you, tons of other challenges which one should avoid at any cost.

And the bigger reason is the other side wants every human being to discover their own spiritual customized path and destination, hence the discouragement, :-) I will wait till I am cleared to educate the world until then I can only give few indications, :-) because the world doesn't mean anything to me  my path does.

But I feel sorry for all those people who are just playing with words in dark, :-) for every question same answer, intellect, knife, dissection, memory, etc. etc. they are no different from politicians trying to keep their respective crowds, and both use "jumla" to keep them, and people who sit and listen to such talks simply waste their time, instead they can chant Govinda Govinda.

And please there is no competition at the top in the spiritual world, there is place and space for everyone, all 8.5 billion people irrespective of caste, religion, color and creed can stand at the top with out pushing each other, :-) and everyone will get equal and unbiased attention, it is in the material world the space on the top is very narrow and only for few people, hence the cut throat competition and the family business, and all the brickbats to keep it narrow.

See how they fight tooth and nail to keep their property and at the same time they want to take your's as well, "chit bhi mera pat bhi mera", "sab kuch mera", the moment anyone becomes a chief minister they immediately want to hand over it to their son  and move up to become Prime Minister, "bakhi kya karenge, ghanta hilanyenge kya". :-)

What If I say when one overcomes even the memories, he might come to this understanding that his spiritual journey has not started, it was all only preparations for the journey :-)

Hence, 'O'  Idiot, sing Govinda Govinda, instead of wasting your time adjusting your shawl, :-) this was said by Shri Shankaracharya in 8th or 9th century CE, and when he was going around the country spreading this message, a tantric in Guwahati gave him piles, so Caucasian wimps are not alone in this demon like behavior, there were demons against mystics even in 8th and 9th century, now it is wireless, then it was tantra. :-)

And when people in India did not heed to Shankara's messages, Marauders came looting and killing, which ended with Aurangjeb after 700 years of that, and then to add insult to injury, English arrived and physically stayed till 1947 and they remain in the psyche even today, and are looking for ways to install Mr Robert Vadra in the main stream Indian politics because his mother is British. :-)

Bashar- Al- Assad's wife is also British, look what happened to Syria, :-) British are very loyal to British, they don't hurt their own, :-) look what the ladies from Britain did to M.K. Gandhi after 1945, and our first prime minister was head over heels when ever they were around him, result is Indians hates another Indian be it outside India or Inside India, even after 70 years of independence. :-)

I mentioned above that in India, Sanskrit should be made mandatory, because all those souls who aspire to lead a spiritual path are given broken English (English is also taught in Hindi) education copied from London, England, when they are born in India, there is a reason why all the knowledge was developed in India and in India alone, and why souls with higher spiritual aspirations are born in India, because India is at a higher Chakra, the Agya Chakra, hence the challenges are different, look at the Prime Minister, he is also a yogi in his own spiritual path, it is the affect of being born in India, :-) one can not help it.

It is like, a soul aspires to further its spiritual progress, so it desires for a better spiritual atmosphere, and as a result of that desire he is born in India, :-) but when he is born, he is taught about Alexander the great instead of Upanishads, :-) imagine the plight of that soul, and then he gets beaten, insulted, and ridiculed by some random maths teacher because he can not understand quadratic equations with X,Y and Z, "Uska to maths or spiritual life dono ka beda garg ho jata hain". :-)

Thanks to Internet, Youtube, and Google I saved myself, otherwise just imagine we were doomed learning A for Apple, and D for Donkey, Z for Zebra. :-)

Anyway, thanks to millions of people who spend their precious time and upload Sanskrit texts on YouTube, many many thanks to all of them, but they can do another favor, please desist from using English Transliteration, or just English, If it is a Sanskrit text keep it in Sanskrit only. 

And please, Sri Ram is Sri Ram or Shri Ram and not Lord Ram, same with Krishna, and Siva or Shiva is just Siva or Shiva, no Lord Shiva, or Lord Ganapati, when one uses Lord as prefix in front of all names of divine, they appear like they are subjects of Queen of England or youngest sons of Duke in England, :-) I also made this mistake in 2006, then I realized and changed them, it took some time to change 1000 names of Lord Ganesh to Shri Ganesha, please desist from this.

Let us not make Rama, Krishna, Shiva and Ganesha subjects of England by adding Lord as prefix, every time their names is used in English, even Sanskrit Channel from Hyderabad also profusely uses Lord as prefix, it is a great channel on Youtube, If Lord is used for Christ, it is ok because English dictionary says so.

There is no one in the west who wants these texts in English, everyone is like trying to teach the western parrots always in English, y humble request to all those people who use English transliteration for Mantras is, "for god sake or your own sake first learn to speak proper English then teach Sanskrit texts in English", :-) there is no one who is interested in learning your Sanskrit texts in the west, all they want is how to control everyone and everything and make money for their race or how to make use of it in their proxy games. :-)

Vishnu is also a proxy for some western retard from some political party. :-) they have no idea what Vishnu means, Saraswati is also proxy, :-) and the person with some political party, who is using her as proxy eats raw cow meat, and also calls herself Govinda, :-) not Chi Chi, real Govinda of Tirupati, some retard from India told the western retards that Saraswati sits on the tongue, hence the western retards want to damage the tongue, so that Saraswati can not sit. :-)

I wanted to do Shanku Prakshalana every 6 months, and I have done that for years, they are giving me Shanku Prakshalan every week, some times twice a week. :-)

But anyway every time I use anyone's work on Youtube, I always bless them.

Thanks to all of them once again your good work will not go un rewarded.

लक्ष्मीनृसिंह करावलम्ब स्तोत्रम्

 श्रीमत्पयोनिधिनिकेतन चक्रपाणे भोगीन्द्रभोगमणिराजित पुण्यमूर्ते |

योगीश शाश्वत शरण्य भवाब्धिपोत लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 1 ‖

ब्रह्मेन्द्र रुद्रम रुदर्क किरीट कोटि सङ्घट्टिताङ्घ्रि कमलामल कान्ति कान्त |

लक्ष्मीलसत्कुच सरोरुह राजहंस लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 2 ‖

संसारदावदहनाकरभीकरोरु-ज्वालावलीभिरतिदग्ध तनूरुहस्य |

त्वत्पाद पद्म सरसीरुह मागतस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 3 ‖

संसार जालपतिततस्य जगन्निवास सर्वेन्द्रियार्थ बडिशाग्र झषोपमस्य |

प्रोत्कम्पित प्रचुरतालुक मस्तकस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 4 ‖

संसार कूमपतिघोरमगाधमूलं सम्प्राप्य दुःख शतसर्प समाकुलस्य |

दीनस्य देव कृपया पदमागतस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 5 ‖

संसार भीकर करीन्द्र कराभिघात निष्पीड्यमानवपुषः सकलार्तिनाश |

प्राण प्रयाण भवभीति समाकुलस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 6 ‖

संसार सर्पविषदिग्धमहोग्रतीव्र दंष्ट्राग्रकोटिपरिदष्टविनष्टमूर्तेः |

नागारिवाहन सुधाब्धिनिवास शौरे लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 7 ‖

संसारवृक्षबीजमनन्तकर्म-शाखायुतं करणपत्रमनङ्गपुष्पम् |

आरुह्य दुःखफलितः चकितः दयालो लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 8 ‖

संसारसागरविशालकरालकाल नक्रग्रहग्रसितनिग्रहविग्रहस्य |

व्यग्रस्य रागनिचयोर्मिनि पीडितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 9 ‖

संसार सागरनिमज्जनमुह्यमानं दीनं विलोकय विभो करुणानिधे माम् |

प्रह्लादखेदपरिहारपरावतार लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 10 ‖

संसारघोरगहने चरतो मुरारे मारोग्रभीकरमृगप्रचुरार्दितस्य |

आर्तस्य मत्सरनिदाघसुदुःखितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 11 ‖

बद्ध्वा गले यमभटा बहु तर्जयन्त कर्षन्ति यत्र भवपाशशतैर्युतं माम् |

एकाकिनं परवशं चकितं दयालो लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 12 ‖

लक्ष्मीपते कमलनाभ सुरेश विष्णो यज्ञेश यज्ञ मधुसूदन विश्वरूप |

ब्रह्मण्य केशव जनार्दन वासुदेव लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 13 ‖

एकेन चक्रमपरेण करेण शङ्ख-मन्येन सिन्धुतनयामवलम्ब्य तिष्ठन् |

वामेतरेण वरदाभयपद्मचिह्नं लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 14 ‖

अन्धस्य मे हृतविवेकमहाधनस्य चोरैर्महाबलिभिरिन्द्रियनामधेयैः |

मोहान्धकारकुहरे विनिपातितस्य लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 15 ‖

प्रह्लादनारदपराशरपुण्डरीक-व्यासादि भागवत पुङ्गवहृन्निवास |

भक्तानुरक्त परिपालन पारिजात लक्ष्मीनृसिंह मम देहि करावलम्बम् ‖ 16 ‖

लक्ष्मीनृसिंहचरणाब्जमधुव्रतेन स्तोत्रं कृतं शुभकरं भुवि शङ्करेण |

ये तत्पठन्ति मनुजा हरिभक्तियुक्ता-स्ते यान्ति तत्पदसरोजमखण्ड रूपम् ‖ 17 ‖

श्री सूर्याष्टकं

आदिदेव नमस्तुभ्यं प्रसीद मभास्कर

दिवाकर नमस्तुभ्यं प्रभाकर नमोस्तुते

सप्ताश्व रध मारूढं प्रचण्डं कश्यपात्मजं
श्वेत पद्मधरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

लोहितं रधमारूढं सर्व लोक पितामहं
महापाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

त्रैगुण्यं च महाशूरं ब्रह्म विष्णु महेश्वरं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

बृंहितं तेजसां पुञ्जं वायु माकाश मेवच
प्रभुञ्च सर्व लोकानां तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

बन्धूक पुष्प सङ्काशं हार कुण्डल भूषितं
एक चक्रधरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

विश्वेशं विश्व कर्तारं महा तेजः प्रदीपनं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

तं सूर्यं जगतां नाधं ज्नान विज्नान मोक्षदं
महा पाप हरं देवं तं सूर्यं प्रणमाम्यहं

सूर्याष्टकं पठेन्नित्यं ग्रहपीडा प्रणाशनं
अपुत्रो लभते पुत्रं दरिद्रो धनवान् भवेत्

आमिषं मधुपानं च यः करोति रवेर्धिने
सप्त जन्म भवेद्रोगी जन्म कर्म दरिद्रता

स्त्री तैल मधु मांसानि हस्त्यजेत्तु रवेर्धिने
न व्याधि शोक दारिद्र्यं सूर्य लोकं स गच्छति

इति श्री शिवप्रोक्तं श्री सूर्याष्टकं 

श्री कीलक स्तोत्र

 

अस्य श्री कीलक स्तोत्र महा मन्त्रस्य | शिव ऋषिः | 

अनुष्टुप् छन्दः | महासरस्वती देवता | 

मन्त्रोदित देव्यो बीजं | नवार्णो मन्त्रशक्ति|

श्री सप्त शती मन्त्र स्तत्वं स्री जगदम्बा प्रीत्यर्थे सप्तशती पाठाङ्गत्वएन जपे विनियोगः |

ॐ नमश्चण्डिकायै
मार्कण्डेय उवाच

ॐ विशुद्ध ज्ञानदेहाय त्रिवेदी दिव्यचक्षुषे |
श्रेयः प्राप्ति निमित्ताय नमः सोमार्थ धारिणे ‖1‖

सर्वमेत द्विजानीयान्मन्त्राणापि कीलकं |
सोऽपि क्षेममवाप्नोति सततं जाप्य तत्परः ‖2‖

सिद्ध्यन्तुच्चाटनादीनि कर्माणि सकलान्यपि |
एतेन स्तुवतां देवीं स्तोत्रवृन्देन भक्तितः ‖3‖

न मन्त्रो नौषधं तस्य न किञ्चि दपि विध्यते |
विना जाप्यम् न सिद्ध्येत्तु सर्व मुच्चाटनादिकम् ‖4‖

समग्राण्यपि सेत्स्यन्ति लोकशज्ञ्का मिमां हरः |
कृत्वा निमन्त्रयामास सर्व मेव मिदं शुभम् ‖5‖

स्तोत्रंवै चण्डिकायास्तु तच्च गुह्यं चकार सः |
समाप्नोति सपुण्येन तां यथावन्निमन्त्रणां ‖6‖

सोपिऽक्षेम मवाप्नोति सर्व मेव न संशयः |
कृष्णायां वा चतुर्दश्यां अष्टम्यां वा समाहितः‖6‖

ददाति प्रतिगृह्णाति नान्य थैषा प्रसीदति |
इत्थं रूपेण कीलेन महादेवेन कीलितम्| ‖8‖

यो निष्कीलां विधायैनां चण्डीं जपति नित्य शः |
स सिद्धः स गणः सोऽथ गन्धर्वो जायते ध्रुवम् ‖9‖

न चैवा पाटवं तस्य भयं क्वापि न जायते |
नाप मृत्यु वशं याति मृतेच मोक्षमाप्नुयात्‖10‖

ज्ञात्वाप्रारभ्य कुर्वीत ह्यकुर्वाणो विनश्यति |
ततो ज्ञात्वैव सम्पूर्नं इदं प्रारभ्यते बुधैः ‖11‖

सौभाग्यादिच यत्किञ्चिद् दृश्यते ललनाजने |
तत्सर्वं तत्प्रसादेन तेन जप्यमिदं शुभं ‖12‖

शनैस्तु जप्यमानेऽस्मिन् स्तोत्रे सम्पत्तिरुच्चकैः|
भवत्येव समग्रापि ततः प्रारभ्यमेवतत् ‖13‖

ऐश्वर्यं तत्प्रसादेन सौभाग्यारोग्यमेवचः |
शत्रुहानिः परो मोक्षः स्तूयते सान किं जनै ‖14‖

चण्दिकां हृदयेनापि यः स्मरेत् सततं नरः |
हृद्यं काममवाप्नोति हृदि देवी सदा वसेत् ‖15‖

अग्रतोऽमुं महादेव कृतं कीलकवारणम् |
निष्कीलञ्च तथा कृत्वा पठितव्यं समाहितैः ‖16‖

‖ इति श्री भगवती कीलक स्तोत्रं ‖